Lavender@Lav_Muse

Writer that loves video games and books. Autism compells me to do literary analysis to Everything | 28 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🔞 |

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piped.video/@Lavendermuses
Joined February 2022
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New pinned hi I'm Lavender I'm a writer, and I also make videos about whatever my autism has latched onto. (Though I try to focus on gaming, literary analysis, and autism awareness.) Vtuber / Video Updates Only: @LavenderMuseVT AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/m1…
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What if everyone in the uk just tweeted face sitting tomorrow just proper ryan giggs it
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Under the UK porn laws Anakin choking Padme on mustafar is allowed BC that wasn't sexual but Anakin choking Obi-Wan on mustafar has to be blurred bc A CERTAIN ACTOR got a bit too slutty with it again.
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I'm definitely having some sort of Episode that makes me want to fuck up my life for a short term rush but fortunately I'm so neurotic and sheltered that "fuck up my life" means playing sims 2 until 1am and not doing my readings.
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Imagine you're talking to me and I'm like "I've ruined my life just totally fucked my future" and I show you the horrible thing I've done and it's just a page of unread literary papers.
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katie@LovejoyActual
Nov 4
in alabama, a trans woman can sit on the state legislature… in burnham’s britain, she can’t even sit on somebody’s face
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RT @cycahv: #starwars #tcw i hit him with the nucani beam
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louisa bees@beesinpjs
Nov 3
extremely funny bit for reality to be running that the left is posting clips from the mussolini aura edits as the right is posting star wars and harry potter fanfiction
☭ 🖼️⭐️⭐️🔻 🚩@mussy03_
Nov 3
My revolutionary American mutuals rn
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the UK public: hi government, can you help us out with the cost of living? global warming is damaging our infrastructure and there aren't enough jobs. the UK government:
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Jayce@jblacksomething
Nov 2
Like the car is already what it is but for some reason her cat of the week being a sleepy orange boy instead of a sleek or menacing little monster is so, so good lmao
Weird World
@WeirdIsTheWorld
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Eartha Kitt as catwoman in the 1966 Batman series...
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Luke@LukasMukasPukas
Nov 3
Zack Polanski you will win a landslide at the next election if you campaign on the inalienable right to the Great British Deep-Throat
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Star Trek genuinely never came up with a better ship concept than the galaxy class saucer separation tactic like they kept TRYING but that was their "Maul's lightsaber is double sided" moment it still makes you go YEAH WHOOOO like a little kid.
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You know the joke about listening to corny music in the shower because The Killer can't Kill You when call me maybe is playing? I'm having to do that right now but for emails.
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⬅️deuce@legendofhei
Nov 1
ok im done with this i got bored
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Yes, I’m the one who hacked this site, and I don’t care about all the people threatening me. Come and find me if you think you can do anything about it; My name is Toto Wolff, I live in Monaco, and I am the team principal for Mercedes AMG PETRONAS Formula 1 Team.
AO3 Status@AO3_Status
Oct 30
Earlier today, we detected evidence of a security incident on #AO3. We are still in the early stages of investigating. No AO3 data has been deleted. All your works, bookmarks, kudos, etc., are safe. Learn more at otwstatus.org/incidents/g12j…
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Lord intervene whenever I make posts about fandom BC I don't actually want my Funny Observations to be seen by the rabid masses.
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wint
@dril
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lets set some realistic goals here : jokes banned by 2016. sex banned by 2020. a cop in every household by 2025
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Ao3 discourse reminding me that it is VERY funny that fanart is treated as proof of skill for portfolios or a legitimate source of income (patreon/artist alley) but fan writers are all supposed to be possessed by Marx because 20 years ago Anne Rice was in possession of nukes
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Just in case this looks like I think artists are spoiled or whatever you should unironically be paying every artist more and thanking them more and pressuring them to turn their passion into content and money LESS.
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Mark@AgingRanchHand
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Skeleton Friend: On Halloween I can go out as myself and not get strange looks but then November comes around and I'm back to being an outcast Me *hiding two drum sticks behind my back because I was about to play a solo on his rib cage*: I reject bigotry in all its forms
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I'm sorry I'm so out of the loop is that just Ghost Call of Duty
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