Former Smash Bros. Player, Current Red Sox fan

Dons
After hours of pure pain, finally
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> team called “Red Sox” > players wear red socks
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How cricket fans describe hitting a bouncing ball with 4 inch wide paddle
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I’m going to miss him so much if he’s gone
Masataka Yoshida ‘looks like a goner,’ according to @ChrisCotillo. The Red Sox could try and trade him or simply DFA him.
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2026 Jarren Duran would look like the greatest cricket player of all time if he actually played this sport
Americans really think cricket is easier than baseball ? Alright, bro, bring your best baseball player and ask him to face these deliveries.
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Just realized all my Red Sox jerseys may have extinct players on them (Story, Duran, Yoshida)
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BREAKING: Red Sox slugger, Masataka Yoshida, is enjoying a crisp autumn afternoon in New England
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Got another joke liberals are going to hate 😂 Take out the “Iv” in Bon Iver… I’ll wait #darkhumor
Payton Tolle and Bon Iver link up at the #WorldSeries!
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Payton Tolle and Bon Iver link up at the #WorldSeries!
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19 years ago, Dustin Pedroia broke Game 7 of the ALCS open with an ALL-TIME bat flip off Rafael Betancourt 😤 If it wasn’t for 2004, this 3-1 comeback would be talked about so much more. Still can’t believe Kenny Lofton got held at 3B. Pedroia jumping into Papi’s arms 🥹
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Kanye West concert
John Martin - Satan Presiding at the Infernal Council (1824)
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Jake Bauers is gonna look great in a Red Sox uniform
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Little bit of baseball and the Bob. Doesn’t get better than that
Whole lot of baseball + making some Bob available. Comment for prices!
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Crazy that American mlb fans don’t get to experience thanksgiving postseason baseball
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Instead of paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for a """doctor""" to take an X-Ray, you can get one for free from ChatGPT. My hand has been hurting like hell lately, but it turns out it's totally fine!
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Holy fuck every time I open this app I see something that just makes me realize we’re genuinely in end times
Atlanta Braves outfielder Ronald Acuña Jr. has partnered with Kalshi, making him the first MLB player to venture into prediction markets. Kalshi is also reportedly in talks with MLB for a leaguewide deal. nyti.ms/4y4Z0gX
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I just registered for Uvic Smash Ultimate 163  start.gg/tournament/uvic-sma… via @startgg
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Got your laptop out at the airport bar have you? Sending a little email or two eh? I bet you must be very important back home. Colour me impressed buddy
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There’s no one on the Red Sox, from ownership down to the lowest ranked player in the minors, who cares about beating the Yankees anymore. It’s fucking pathetic
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GMME SOGIE
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