Honeypot: "Mr. Jensen, your gaming GPU so big!!! Wow!!! My GPU so small, no play GTA6 at 4K ultra 240 fps🥺" Jensen Huang: "Well, maybe I could do something about it😉😏" Honeypot: "Oh learry???😚😍" Jensen Huang: "Well, I just happen to be the richest Asian man on the planet💪🤷 In fact, and I don't want to brag, but I'm actually as rich as Elon was two years ago haha 😂😅 There's nothing I can't do for a lovely lady in need😉😘🤣" Honeypot: "Wonderful. I require 128 fully populated GB300 NVL72 racks, comprising 9,216 Blackwell Ultra GPUs, with 2.56 petabytes of HBM3e and full liquid-cooling infrastructure delivered discreetly to Singapore by next week. No company logos on the containers, please."

Buzz Aldrin is the second most overrated so-called American "hero" He wasn't the first man on the moon, because he wasn't alpha enough. And being second at anything is basically worthless- any Asian parent can tell you this fundamental metaphysical truth. So why is he so much more famous than the third guy, who literally nobody remembers, despite being equally important? Because he had a memorable name. Buzz Aldrin is unique, easily readable and rolls of the tongue smoothly. Buzz also sounds like "Boss", which makes him look cooler than he really is. The third guy was named Michael Collins. It's such an unremarkable name that I had to look him up on wikipedia before writing this post. He sounds like a dude who writes advertisement jingles for a local cracker brand that is tied for 6th with Table Time and Allied Biscuit. So, to summarise: Buzz Aldrin achieved 2nd place, which is basically no achievement at all. And he became as famous as he was because his parents happened to give him a cool name.

Tibo is running his mouth when OpenAI is ahead and his boss allows him to hand out all the free limit resets so he can farm fanboi worship. But once his team is behind and gets mogged, he becomes incredibly petty and starts blocking people who call out his pettiness. Lauren Tan of the house of xAI, on the other hand, has a chill but cute deep voice with wholesome anime waifu vibes. Alexandr Wang of the house of Meta is like the guy from the 3rd place at the Olympics pouring a champagne bottle over his head, while the others are looking at him baffled. Andrej Karpathy of the house of Anthropic writes like a boomer highschool science teacher who has three teenage children. I don't even know what he writes about, because it's always so long, dry and humorless. And I don't even know who the champion of the house of Google is, because they're such a boomer megacorporation. All of their champions have the aura of senior faceless vicepresident#217 head of midwest division of Googledocs.

The Chinese don't want you to call Mao dictator. They have a very good reason for it. You don't have to understand that reason if you don't want, but some basic respect for other people's boundaries would be appreciated. Likewise, if I addressed you with the wrong pronoun and made you upset, I will apologize and respect your preferences. If fuck your cousin or do some other MAGA redneck shit, I will respect it. It's okay to not understand each other's cultures, but it's not okay to be disrespectful for no good reason.

America doesn't have a single real hero. Being a hero requires actual adversity, sacrifice and overcoming your limits. But America has ALWAYS been a spoiled baby since its birth. Take Neil Armstrong for example: Dude is allegedly a hero for riding a space vehicle based on German nazi tech. And the only reason he did it was so his country could brag and trashtalk the Soviets in their face. What's heroic about it? Absolutely nothing. And that's why Hollywood has to invent shit to make him appear more heroic. Like: "Wow, he had to execute a difficult landing maneuver under pressure" What pressure???? Pressure is millions of people in the world, parents, no money to buy food for their children. Riding a space vehicle based on German engineering isn't pressure.

George Washington had hundreds of slaves. He lost more battles than he won. Got hardcarried by the French and geography. His greatest childhood feat was fictional. Didn't write the Declaration of Independence. Didn't write the Constitution. Never even lived in the White House. Became the first president because the country literally had no previous presidents to compare him against. ZERO historical competition. And apparently voluntarily leaving office is considered his greatest achievements. But actually he just didn't want to deal with all the paperwork everyday. He already had hundreds of slaves and hookers. Why would he do this shitty job? Only poor people want to be president so they can get bribes and speaker fees later. Trump is a special case- he had to run because Israel had him at his balls via Epstein. All in all: America has the lamest founding father and founding myth in history. It's basically just a bunch of White slavers looting and raping through an empty continent, while being protected by the French against the British who were too far away to bother. Even the fucking Filipinos have a better story. I don't know what that story is, because they're historical serial losers, but I'm sure it's better.

Of course, my Sharingan has anticipated the coming death of WoW: Forever long time ago. That's why I'll be no-lifing WoW Forever in my $2.000 per night 50th floor riverview 5-star hotel suite for 5 weeks straight, 16 hours per day. With endless Negronis and Spaghetti Carbonara room service of course. I'm far ahead of you all because my Mangekyou Sharingan enabled me to gain two fundamental insights: 1) This will be the greatest WoW launch since the original 2004 World of Warcraft 2) Nothing is permanent, and it will burn out and slowly die starting exactly at the 8th week after launch. I am materially, emotionally and spiritually prepared for this once-in-a-lifetime event. But you? Without a Mangekyou Sharingan? Highly doubt it. YOU ARE NOT PREPARED.

I've already seen a glimpse of a vision of the future of WoW: Forever. Week one multiple HUNDREDS of Olympians were online. Week two they hit their level cap & BiS gear, and then only like 50 out of 1000 guild members would be online at any given time. There was simply nothing to do. And after the beta ended I saw numerous crackwhores go crawling back to Retail (or playing Azeroth survivors) WoW Forever will CONDITION yall to become mindless crackwhores. Mark my words: WoW Forever will END. They hook you upfront with all the fresh content, but deliberately slow down their update cycle to every 4 months. And it will just be another piss easy raid that you clear in one week. The cabal at Blizzard literally CAN'T afford you to enjoy this game forever. They planned your final destination from the start: Retail.

Ok, Imma give all you uninitiated plebs the ultimate redpill: Blizzard CEO can't afford WoW: Forever to cannibalise Retail. Retail makes far more money with their gold tokens and cosmetic shop slop. WoW:Forever is designed to be a nostalgia bait gateway drug to attract new and returning players. They make the game so fucking easy that even a nutless monkey with 5 kids and a mortgage will at some point reach max level and clear all raids with pugs. The constant easy progression will overflow your plebeian brain with dopamine, but at some point the content will run out. By then you will be such disgusting crack whore that you will have no choice but to go back to your Retail Pimplord and dump whatever dignity you have left for some extra cheap hits. So it doesn't fucking matter what you plebeians think how the game should be designed. That is solely dictated by the CEO.

Don't know why White people feel compelled to talk about other people's history all the time. Imagine 1 billion Chinese would constantly, completely unprovoked, spam: "George Washington the slavelord is so overrated. Only won thanks to the French and the fact the British had to sail their reinforcements through half the world. American founding fathers are all a bunch of bumfucks who had a huge geographical advantage. And literally still needed to get saved by the gay French. America then lost more wars than they won despite printing all this money and only fighting countries five divisions their weight class. Americans can't even win at Basketball anymore. The dream team is dead. Even your skinny women disgust me. Halle Berry? Disgusting." Don't you see how stupid and annoying it is? Why can't y'all stop acting like spergs??

The "Executive Lounge" of the new BMW i7. Quite funny, because the car costs a measley $100K. A fucking McDonald's shift manager can buy this car- you don't need to be an executive. Any random schmuck with 100K IG followers in the 20-35 agegroup can buy this car Any random online-poker nerd turned crypto bro between 2010-2020 can buy 10 of these. Remember the good old times when only 45yo yoghurt factory managers, Hollywood actors, rockstars and major cocaine distributers could afford such cars? And they all wore suits? The dream of luxury is dead, my friends. It's now all Arab princes with their White Instagram whores or degenerate kids with autism/adhd. And that's why I'm now only buying Chinese family vans.

They don't care about multi-rank1 bro. Why should they cater to and balance the game around 0.1% of people? They deliberately want janky shit and no MMR so that sweats farm their weekly honor in half a day and leave out of boredom, so the filthy casuals can have fun jerking around doing random shit and randomly win matches. I'm gonna give you the red pill right here, right now: WoW Forever is for turbo casuals. Anyone above 1600 rating and high blue parse skill level will raidlog after a month. You'll clear new raids in first week. You'll get tired of farming random BGs. You'll get tired if farming noobs in WorldPvP on a giga-server where nobody will remember your name- especially now that your name is twice as long as before. WoW Forever is designed to attract new and returning players and then bore them into retail. That's where the real $$$-milking is happening with the goldtokens & cosmetic shop.

I'm surprised there are twice as many Asians at Harvard than Whites now. Didn't they have quotas? Did they have quotas, and removed them, and this is the result? How come Whites get THAT mogged by Asians? Don't they have an advantage in extracurriculars and AGT-style sob stories?

Who are truly the most racist?? S+Tier: Jews S Tier: Japanese, North Africans, Arabs, Slavs S- Tier: Koreans, MAGA Whites, Chinese A+ Tier: Libtard Whites

Wow, some dickhead ACTUALLY stole my name "Lina Hua" on the PvP server. Doesn't matter, I'm playing on the PvE server with Asmongold anyway, and managed to secure my name there. And my second choice was RP-PvE, and third choice was RP-PvP anyway. And I was gravitating towards the name "Hermajesty Linahua" anyway, because the hilariously pompous name fits a player of my stature better anyway hahaha. You can't troll an ascended troll. You can't hurt that which is immortal. Thanks for promoting the brand of LinaHua on the PvP server for me. Your hatred only fuels my power (Please don't suck under my name though...)