Broadcaster. Security Expert. I'm mass reported by terror supporters often. (Click view more).

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I survived a genocide and all I got was this lousy selfie.
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Spotted at an antiques fair. Not your ordinary Labor Prime Minister...
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Replying to @JohnRuddick2
Spotted at an antiques fair.
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Replying to @sumitroy2
I want a sarcastic parrot.
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Replying to @IntCyberDigest

ALT mel brooks password GIF

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Replying to @Polymarket
Fetchez la vache.

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Replying to @MistySaint1328
You can just repost without adding a name etc.
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CAPTION CONTEST Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas (now entering the 22nd year of his 4 year term) and possibly the last French President Emmanuel Macron. What are they each thinking?
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Replying to @AusHoodLaw
It's all part of the conspiracy!

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Replying to @AlexSaundersAU
3.30pm... Proof it's occult numerology? Now explain how they managed to arrange for Helen Haines to just happened to be unloading items from the boot of her car, outside her electorate office at exactly that time.
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I could never date someone with such lousy trigger safety.
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And even when it's blindingly obvious you should avoid stating the obvious. Right Quentin?
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Two days prior to @SharazDavid's sneering post, WIPO ordered @GetUp to transfer the domain name to the Press Council, finding GetUp had acted in bad faith and had no proper entitlement to the domain name. wipo.int/amc/en/domains/deci…
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Show me the law that says you can touch someone's cookie.
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Hi @Grok. How many mosques have been attacked or set on fire since the riot began in France? One word answer is fine.
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Anti-Israel left-wing activist runs over left-wing politician. Anti-Israel left-wing activist Dr Jennifer Wilson:
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Your post looks familiar....
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Timeline cleanser. Crafted torched fermented gluten (house made) and Cloaca pearls.
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After vehicle ramming attack on Helen Haines MP, Anthony Albanese expected to call for national motor registry, limits on car ownership and 4WD buyback.
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I complained about lists and got added to this one.
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I guess it's easier if you have 2-3 backup wives. But why is this rubbish in Australia? And government funded?
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How I imagine French riot police.
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Peak ABC story. Disabled Muslim woman in wheelchair and they made sure she was wearing a Palestinian flag.
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You guys, I know what I'm wearing for Halloween!
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Paris is just Gaza with wine.
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"Barely talking about". It's literally front page news. What an idiot.
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From the Seine River to the Sea, Paristine will be free.
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Senator Jordon Steele-John posts a statement about "Feels on Wheels", his polyamorous love life and sex positions. In the comments the Greens' antisemite faction and Believe all Women factions are at war.
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With Paris burning and a total breakdown of French Society let's check in on Amnesty. amnesty.org/fr/location/euro…
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Ah Facebook. Where you can post an entirely made-up antisemitic quote, attribute it to a former Prime Minister, have it liked by thousands of people and not have to worry about @CommunityNotes.
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SNL is only occasionally funny but in 2002, the era of Freedom Fries and George W. Bush in the Whitehouse, making fun of France was an American pastime. SNL absolutely got the memo. (I have lovingly upscaled this old clip to higher resolution. SNL removed this from their official Youtube channel so I can't link directly to it).
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" I've never had the slightest urge to sexually harass my staff." From my 2022 nuclear campaign launch, on why there's such lewd behaviour within the walls of Parliament.
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How much does DFAT spend on the Smart Traveller website? At the time of this post it makes no mention at all of riots and a complete societal breakdown in France. You'd only know if you saw it on X.
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Replying to @Mr_Andrew_Fox
Remember the Gaza Marathon in May? How much more can they stand?
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Replying to @charming__ale
I can't tell if the boys in the back are distracted by their phones and missing out, or they're desperately trying to stay off some chick's Tiktok.
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