my mama is a pistol im the son of a gun

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📌Just gonna leave this right here. 📌
They create 🌽orn to destroy Men.
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Replying to @newstart_2024
This reinforces the study where women empathized with cheaters getting shocked in a game whereas the men’s PLEASURE centers lit up bc we like seeing justice served. We do not care for or tolerate cheaters. Women felt sorry for them instead. 🤣 also “women make good liberals” vid!
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I just realized the route I had published on Pokémon Go is over 8 goddamn miles long 🤣 good luck
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Replying to @litgood @grok
Nigga I’ve lived in OK for almost 2 decades now & don’t pay income taxes…. YOU CAN JUST NOT PAY… JESUS FUCKING CHRIST you people paying taxes & voting are fucking keeping their slimeball rolling. I stfg I live in the movie IDIOCRACY. Stop showing up for Jury Duty, STOP. Watch the whole fucking system bend for you. Been doing it…. 🤷‍♂️
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Marcus Borealis retweeted
Replying to @MajorFoe @LukaLev
My sister won’t even let me touch her car unless I ask for permission and even if we both go somewhere in her car, unless we’re in a very sketchy area, I’m not even allowed to put gas in her car.
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Marcus Borealis retweeted
So… when her life is threatened, THEN you are in charge. Biology 🤌
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Marcus Borealis retweeted
Replying to @CinemaRhymes
Florence Pudge over here
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Noticing the inflation/shrinkflation even in video games. Fucking tragic that we target the digital space where goods are just 1’s and 0’s on a server. 🥀 #PokemonGO
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Mind you, “last season” for me was like 6 years ago.
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Chat, do you see the development of her dead ass Billie Eilish Mr Beast eyes? Almost as if she’s a fucking husk of a person after the industry got a hold of her. 🥀
Nothing like a nose job, dye job, and a little lip filler, to turn a "mid" into a "natural beauty" ✨
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A Disney whore telling us about what kinda sex she likes…. Is there any male equivalent to this behavior??
Bro, the entire male population needs a moment silance 😭
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Mind you, this is the same table that Jada Pinkett says her mother taught her masturbation at 9 years old bc she wanted to make sure that orgasms were not from men. These women are fucking batshit retarded.
Paulina Porizkova was choosing clothes for her husband's coffin when she found his will. It said: "I will not provide for my wife because she abandoned me." In the video below, she tells it herself. Her husband was Ric Ocasek of the Cars. Their marriage was already over, but they still lived in the same house. She had fallen in love with someone else, and Ric knew. Then he had surgery for early-stage lung cancer. She took care of him and made him dinner. About two weeks later, he died. Her first reaction to the will: "Well, that's a lie." Maybe somebody had made a mistake. Then the press got hold of it, and people started asking what she had done to him. "This was a man that I was just bringing a coffee to. How did we go from being like best friends and family to him publicly shaming me?" On his phone she found messages between him and his divorce lawyer. "He wanted to hurt me one last time. And weirdly enough, I can forgive that." She was left with zero cash and asked friends to buy her groceries. For two years she sued the trustee of his estate, and by extension her own children and stepchildren. Under New York law she got a third. Did Ric Ocasek have the right to cut off a wife who had already fallen for someone else, or was "abandoned" a lie he wrote to hurt her one last time?
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This dumb bitch literally admits that men could solve it if they wanted to but women are struggling to address “the problem”. Bless your female heart but goddam your brain is fried.
I hope she succeeds because If men were the ones menstruating, we would have found a way to reduce it to once a year by now.
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Marcus Borealis retweeted
Replying to @jessemermell
"I'll take off my clothes, that'll show those men who's in charge!"
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It’s fucking crazy how women will say shit with zero self awareness… as if men give a FUCK about being tall and having money, that’s what Y’ALL care about and have no fucking clue what a man wants let alone needs. Dumb pollock. 🥀
I’m 5’10 flat footed and make six figures a year why wouldn’t I wait?
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God was telling him “no funny business, you on a tight leash” but he ain’t listen and goes to SIX FLAGS nigga it’s 2026 aint no time for fun n games rp mn
Replying to @CollinRugg
This is literally a horror story... a "Final Destination" plot . 2x cancer survivor firey car crah taken out by a roller coaster. Poor guy.😔
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Damn, bro killed himself 🥀
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People having fun that don't lean hard left "NaZis iNcEls"
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Best Marvel edit goes to 2.0np_edit on Tiktok 🤌✨
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Replying to @senoracapybara
Yeah thats all you got but ignore the fact that the after is what modern women want. Pumped full of birth control and propaganda, bitches today want effeminate men. Look at today’s “heartthrobs” ffs. You fucking cope in my face, bitch, and it’s disgusting. Clean yourself.
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They’re building data centers everywhere because they’re recording 24/7 on EVERY mic & camera. It’s not complicated. Just listen to motherfuckers like Larry Ellison speak. We live in a hybrid Orwellian-Huxley. NOW think about how many mics & cams there are… 🤔🤷‍♂️🥀
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