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Dynamics of A Restless Mind
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A full recap of my leg day on Wednesday. How many programs make up your lower-body training?
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Most modern women are single, not because they can’t attract men, but because they struggle to retain the men they attract due to their own character flaws.
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“Happy wife, happy life.” The dumbest thing I’ve heard people say as an adult is this.
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My biggest fear is to grow old as an intelligent poor man.
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Every single person you meet will eventually show you exactly who they are. All you have to do is give them enough time.
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Women lie to each other a lot. A woman will see another woman who is clearly unattractive and ugly, yet still go out of her way to call her beautiful.
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God is the Greatest!!!!
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Women are losing their power. The moment they tell a man “no,” he disappears. The hard-to-get game they used to enjoy no longer works. Men are now walking away instead of chasing.
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being a procrastinator and a perfectionist is one worse combo
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Who enjoys sex the most between a man and a woman ??
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I left my car in the driveway Tuesday night, keys on the hook by the door. On Wednesday morning, the dashcam app showed a trip I didn't take. *Drive: 4:06 a.m. to 4:39 a.m. 11.2 miles.* The clip showed my own face behind the wheel, eyes open, hands steady. I never left the house. "Those apps count the car's engine heating up," my roommate Theo said, buttering his toast. "I'd ignore it."……
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Some people feel they’re hard to love just because someone didn’t know how to love them right. Remember: you are not difficult; you were just placed in hands that didn't know how to hold you.
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Some days I feel like quitting X. What's the point of posting every day when hardly anyone sees your posts? I really wanted to reach 500K, but now I'm losing hope.
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my aunt and i have one rule for first dates: if i say "i'm having such a good time," she has to call with a fake emergency. i said it once, at a pottery painting cafe with a guy named Luca, and then he painted a very serious portrait of a sandwich and i forgot i'd ever said it. at minute 50, my phone started blasting her ringtone, a recording of her screaming "WE HAVE A SITUATION" over a harmonica, and i hit speaker. she yelled: "THE SWAN IS IN YOUR BATHTUB. IT'S WEARING A LITTLE SCARF. IT SAYS IT'S YOUR LANDLORD."...
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When you see a pothole but now it’s too late 😂
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“I got your back” Always from a guy who wants to hit you from the back.
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Check on you without a reason kwa 🥺 To ba ri green light mi, mo fẹ tọrọ owo ni.🥹
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Why does HR become FBI when salary is about to drop? 😀 All months you were invisible, salary week? Suddenly, even your breathing needs a query letter. Is it a coincidence or a deliberate strategy? 🤔
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This is how a normal chest Xray looks.
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please text with purpose, we can't be hey heying everyday
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there's a reason our nose is close to our armpits. it's so that we can sniff and know when we need to take a bath. but most of you clearly ignore this.
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