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my new show 'catamaran' is going on tour all over the uk starting in august! it's saucy, it's the 80s, it's coming to you. tix in thread.
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LONDON: my show is coming to soho theatre for a week 8-13th feb. get involved. tix in thread.
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feeling very normal watching stuff like this. a room full of people who are no longer economically active and will be dead in the next 20 years voting to torch the country that's made them wealthy.
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if there is a god d’you reckon he’s ever just up there like “yo check this out”
Priest gave sermon on spontaneity of death just before falling crucifix killed him during livestreamed mass trib.al/z1QhWvA
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the president of cameroon is making a state visit to cameroon where he’ll he received by the president of cameroon
President of Cameroon, the 93-year-old Paul Biya, is expected to visit Cameroon next week!
He will have a two-week working trip before returning to Geneva, Switzerland, where he lives.
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love to be in a public toilet where the light goes off after a minute, like - brother, do as you will, this is gonna take as long as it takes
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milo edwards retweeted
TONIGHT! 🕗👇
@Milo_Edwards: Catamaran (part of @BhamComFest)
Doors: 7:45pm
Last entry: 8pm
Approx finish: 10pm
Featuring support from Aidan Jones!
🎟️ Tickets can be purchased on the door or in advance from bit.ly/MiloEdwardsBham
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jerry is dating a girl who is essentially perfect but he’s bothered by a gap in her teeth.
george quit his job in a rage but is trying to sneak back in to use the remainder of his free canteen vouchers.
kramer subplot:
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i am currently in a stag-do group chat with 13 men. so far the best man has created the chat, posted a poll about dates and everyone has voted. not a single word has been exchanged. i've never felt more male in my life.
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the camera watching this:
🚨 #BREAKING: American man "kidnaps" Flock camera, subjecting it against its will to 23,040 license plates per second.
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young guy in the gym changing room was just talking about his divorce and an old bald guy turns around and goes:
“listen mate i could tell you all about that, i’ve been there, got the t-shirt and the dvd”
- and i fear the way i speak has once again been changed forever
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imagine being chased by the police and you get taken down by the tactical chihuahua. humiliating.
JUST IN: Mexico’s National Guard introduces its newest recruit, a 15-pound Chihuahua equipped with tactical gear & trained for search-and-rescue missions.
Community note
Comando the Chihuahua was adopted from elderly owners and primarily serves in community outreach and social proximity programs rather than operational search-and-rescue missions like the National Guard's other dogs.
reuters.com/world/americas…
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gob.mx/guardianaciona…
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