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Ammonia-based life form on the other side of the Virgo Supercluster:
"We have to ban aerosolized platinum! It's putting a hole in the hydrogen layer"
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Chemists aren't that important. I'd replace number 10 with indie game devs
1. Farmers – food is non-negotiable for survival.
2. Doctors – treat trauma, infection, childbirth.
3. Water specialists – clean water prevents mass disease.
4. Engineers – rebuild tools, power, transport.
5. Builders/carpenters – shelter against elements.
6. Mechanics – keep remaining machines running.
7. Security – protect food, people, order.
8. Blacksmiths – forge tools, blades, hardware.
9. Teachers of practical skills – pass knowledge fast.
10. Chemists – medicines, fuels, basic materials.
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Its over. I've already portrayed myself as the strong, stable sigma bond, and you as the weak, nucleophilic pi bond.
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Taking your break outside the Third Department of the Reconnaissance General Bureau of the General Staff Department of the Korean Peoples Army after informing your colonel via Teams clone that you stole the Democratic People's Republic's annual GDP in crypto from the imperialists
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People show off cool results from their fields all the time all i have is this chromatography column for refining poo into pee
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A tool used to rephrase plagiarised text changed "final solution" to "mass killing of an ethnic group" in a chemistry paper. Now retracted thanks to a PubPeer user who spotted this.
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"the foie gras ban is a slippery slope towards banning meat"
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I dreamt that the Microsoft Teams fistbump emoji was officially approved by the Unicode Consortium
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I know we all moved on from the "smart bomb" analogy for ADCs, but God damn this graphical abstract is art.
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An ammonia based life form on the other side of the Virgo Supercluster thinks they're the first ones to synthesize sucrose. Wrong! I eat 50 grams of enantiopure sucrose everyday
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Dr. Elisabeth Bik has accused Dream of manipulating his 1.16 Any% Glitchless speedrun and has asked for a retraction
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No one knew the fall of the internet was occurring. They just noticed the latency was increasing
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