''alarmingly normal once you get to know her'' 🔞 an actual princess. not here to make friends any pronouns

if i every annoy you on here you can always "own" me by reminding me to work on my thesis
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This one is relevant
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did you know the IRS hasn't actually measured tax evasion in over a decade? due to lack of budget and workforce, the IRS is incapable of performing the random audits necessary to estimate tax evasion they've been forced to reuse the same numbers from 2016
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Replying to @NLRG_it
I think we should invent Girls Sports and then make boys play them. Like Flower Fencing, and Drestling (wrestling in a big poofy dress).
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i hate every card i spy from +2 mace to zombify no ill never play a draft on friday nights
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aurora borealis? at this time of year? in this part of the country? localized entirely within your kitchen?
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Replying to @NLRG_it
Why would I have said steamed clams? What would I have to gain from that?
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America's worst nightmare: Fourida.
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my beloved subjects, the time has come for me to enter the world of private industry. i am an economics phd candidate (abd), talented at everything but with a focus on empirical IO and econometrics. if you'd like to work together, or think you know someone who might, DM me!
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It’s easy to hate cops. But do you have the courage to hate firefighters?
In 2005 San Francisco firefighter unions successfully pushed a proposition making it illegal to close or consolidate existing firehouses. It even prevents any apparatus from being changed. Despite some firehouses receiving < 3 calls a day. (not a typo) Since then working fires have fallen 36% (309 to 197) as medical calls increased by far more. More than a third fewer working fires. But each engine and tiller is a protected species (plus crew & exact role) and cannot ever be replaced with say, 3 ambulances and crews at ~same cost. Meanwhile you still need an ambulance for transport. Which is going to be a while because as noted in an audit they cannot “add additional ambulance shifts by re-assigning existing resources from fire”. But at least 5 guys in turnout gear can babysit with the $2.5M truck their medical kits are in.
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New fusion political ideology called 'effective Maoism' where you work a high-flying finance job and then wire 10% of your income to communist guerillas.
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Oh my god it’s real
Remember the time a transit community engagement consultant wrote an article about visiting Amsterdam to see how they built transit infrastructure and was shocked and offended that they didn’t do “community engagement”?
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why does nobody ever talk about how absurd bactrian camels look
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the noble dromedary, mighty steed of the desert
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Honestly low key shes really smart for this. Her dad hid the cup ramen so she wouldnt find it but she did. Shes so impressive.
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Replying to @Noahpinion
Reading Bluesky posts about AI is kind of like if someone was about to get hit by a car and they thought they could solve it by cancelling the car online
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Reaping [tax escrow lowering the salience of property taxes, allowing for higher rates]: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Sowing [the salience property tax skyrocketing as people pay off their mortgages]: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Having property taxes be paid from the mortgage conveniently obscured them for both homeowners and municipalities but creates this problem/expectation when homes are paid off.
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Here’s the way I would put it. To win leftist support, Talarico needs to persuade leftists that he is more left-wing than Ken Paxton which is really easy. To win moderate support, El-Sayed needs to persuade moderates that he is more moderate than Rodgers — takes more effort.
centrist dems are more comfortable sharing power w former & current republicans than their left flank who'll pull the party further left. we don't oppose talarico & cynically lean into rw attacks in the way that liberal consultant do w/ AES. we don't make a big fuss abt pappas low performance in NH. neera tanden is here to undermine the left and doesn't care if left flank dems lose their races in the process. her output and focus on the left proves this.
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"Madmen in authority, who hear voices in the air, are distilling their frenzy from some academic scribbler of a few years back"
An embarrassingly large share of factional beefs are downstream of some very specific office drama at CAP that many of the people participating in the current beefs aren't even aware of.
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