Not Match of the Day
@NOT_MOTD

❌ Not the official feed for Match of the Day. Football jokes. Parody. 18+.

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🎃😂 Throwback to last Halloween when Phil Foden and his family dressed up as The Addams Family. They absolutely nailed it. 👏😭
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Happy Halloween guys. 👻 Stay safe out there.
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🗣️ "What you going as for Halloween?" "I don't know Jeff." 🤣🤣
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Paulo Dybala: 32 years old Igor Thiago: 25 years old Make it make sense.
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This is what Carragher said about Aston Villa... 😂😂 As if they've initiated legal action because of this. So embarrassing from Villa.
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@DeadlineDayLive
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🚨 Aston Villa official statement on Jamie Carragher: ✍️ “Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman.” (Source: @AstonVilla )
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That reply 🤣🤣🤣
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Can’t believe this happened on the Traitors
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Sunday League
@SundayShoutsFC
Oct 29
The only man who comes close to prime Premier League Ronaldo and prime Premier League Henry is this version of Eden Hazard... Add in KDB and Clinton's team has got a decent shout of winning. 👇
Chelsea FC
Coral
@Coral
Oct 29
"That is an absolute BARGAIN!" 😅 Who wins a match out of these all time Premier League draft teams? @CYAFOfficial | @jimmybullard | @morrisonclinton
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Sunday League Footy
@SundayChants
Oct 29
Prime Premier League Ronaldo and Thierry Henry vs. Bale, Hazard and De Bruyne... Gareth Bale in his last season for Tottenham before his big move to Real Madrid was scoring goals like this every week. 🚀 So I might have to back them. 😮‍💨
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Coral
@Coral
Oct 29
"That is an absolute BARGAIN!" 😅 Who wins a match out of these all time Premier League draft teams? @CYAFOfficial | @jimmybullard | @morrisonclinton
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@Footballtweet
Oct 29
Jimmy's team is going to absolutely BATTER Clinton's.. 😭😂 This was what Cristiano Ronaldo was doing with his weaker foot in his prime Premier League days.. 😮‍💨 Not even prime Schmeichel could get near it in that 5-a-side game.
Manchester United
Coral
@Coral
Oct 29
"That is an absolute BARGAIN!" 😅 Who wins a match out of these all time Premier League draft teams? @CYAFOfficial | @jimmybullard | @morrisonclinton
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Any team with prime Thierry Henry in it is winning. Just look at what this man was capable of back in the day. 😮‍💨🔥 Clinton's team doesn't come anywhere close to Jimmy's.
UEFA Champions League
Coral
@Coral
Oct 29
"That is an absolute BARGAIN!" 😅 Who wins a match out of these all time Premier League draft teams? @CYAFOfficial | @jimmybullard | @morrisonclinton
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Meanwhile in a chip shop in Fleetwood… 🤣🤣
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Haaland at the Etihad last night...
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@Footballtweet
Oct 28
🧥 Erling Haaland on the pitch at full-time to congratulate his team mates on their League Cup win over Brighton.
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3 hours makes all the difference
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5 pints
Footy Scran
@FootyScran
Oct 28
Giant Yorkshire pudding filled with chicken, gravy and stuffing at Newcastle Town FC (@NewcastleTownFC) 💷 £6
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Haaland looking like he's about to burgle the McAllister residence.
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@Footballtweet
Oct 28
🧥 Erling Haaland on the pitch at full-time to congratulate his team mates on their League Cup win over Brighton.
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Who do you want to take it?
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Michael Carrick could never.
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@Footballtweet
Oct 28
🤬😡 Dorking Wanderers are 2-1 down at half-time and manager Marc White is 𝗡𝗢𝗧 happy. 🗣️ "Don't play on this sh*t pitch." 🗣️ "Show some f*cking b*llocks." 🗣️ "I'm gunna have a f*cking punch up."
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Pedro Neto 6'
Transfer News Live
@DeadlineDayLive
Oct 28
🚨 Michael Carrick held clear-the-air talks with Manchester United players and staff at Carrington. The message: put grievances aside, pull together and focus on winning matches. The meeting was described as productive. (Source: @TheAthleticFC)
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Whose voice is that?
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