It was Probably a joke, Do you have any Percocets?

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The Propehcy was spread to every single planet. It did not matter what planet they went to Paul was already the chosen one. The only thing arrakis did was commune him with Spice. The whole point of Paul was to be the perfect being, he was born just 1 generation too early according to the Bene Gesserit witches. He was supposed to be born a woman and married to Feyd and their son the perfect being. Now the water of life part is muddied and more so a catalyst like taking steroids but either way he would have eventually unlocked his Prescience.
Dune fans spend too much time debating whether Paul was a hero or a villain while ignoring the woman who helped create the monster. Jessica knew the Bene Gesserit plans, understood the power of prophecy and still chose to manipulate the Fremen’s beliefs to secure her son’s survival and influence. Paul inherited the prophecy, but Jessica helped turn it into a weapon. And here’s the uncomfortable question: Was Paul really the mastermind of Dune’s tragedy, or was he simply the most successful product of his mother’s ambition?
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Honestly trading for Josh Jacobs week 1 might win me Fantasy Football this year.
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Anakin brings balance to the force by destroying the cultist Jedi and the Facist Empire. Then we got Rey.......
One of the craziest Star Wars theories is that Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader was actually necessary in order to fulfill the Chosen One prophecy. Think about it. The prophecy said he’d bring balance to the Force. It never said he’d remain a Jedi. He joins the Sith, destroys the Jedi Order, eventually kills his own master, and dies returning to the light. In The Clone Wars, the Mortis gods even recognize Anakin as the Chosen One, capable of controlling both light and dark. And here’s the irony: The Sith are built on apprentices betraying their masters for power. But when Vader finally kills Palpatine, he does it out of love, rejecting everything the Sith stand for. Canon doesn’t suggest Anakin was secretly undercover, but what if the Jedi misunderstood the prophecy all along? Maybe Anakin never failed his destiny. Maybe becoming Vader was the tragic path he took to fulfill it.
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Pros and Cons of the Jedi Order Pro: License to kill Cool Outfit/Sword Sick Ships and can see cool planets. The Force Cons: Mom is still a slave Can't bang Natalie Portman Can't drink or Smoke Have to do whatever some green midget tells you 0 promotions or considerstion
So Anakin became evil because he: - loved his mother - loved his girlfriend - Had strong pattern recognition - Was exceptionally skilled and capable - Wanted more out of life, but was held back by the Jedi for "reasons" Lol. Long live the Empire
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The experts
🚨ALERT: Experts are concerned that Anakin Skywalker is becoming a symbol of right-wing extremism. Follow: @MorseReport
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I wonder why...
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The way the movies are there is 0 reason for Paul to choose Chani's bitchy ass over the richest baddie in the galaxy begging to have a kid with him lol. Like makes 0 sense.
Dune isn’t really a story about the liberation of the Fremen. It’s a story about how easily an oppressed civilization can be manipulated into worshipping its next oppressor. Think about it. Paul doesn’t create the Fremen’s suffering, but he learns to weaponize their faith, culture and desperation to build an empire. And somehow, we’re supposed to celebrate him? What if Paul Atreides isn’t the Fremen’s saviour, but the most successful colonizer they’ve ever welcomed?
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🚨 JUST IN: Polish President Karol Nawrocki just went INSIDE the country's highest constitutional court and told the pro-EU tyrants to SHOVE IT, they are NOT the legitimate judges and their takeover is DONE "You are not judges of the Constitutional Tribunal!" 🔥🔥🔥 This is the elected President of Poland personally standing up to an attempted takeover of the country's top constitutional court. INCREDIBLE!! Donald Tusk's camp tried to declare the Tribunal's leadership "suspended" and sent police to the building. Nawrocki flew home and walked right inside, and he is not backing down. Go get 'em, Mr. President! 🇵🇱🇺🇸
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Kirk Cousins....the richest dude in the NFL said he doesn't subscribe to all of the streaming apps because hes too cheap and the NFL NEEDS to hear that b
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DEREK CARR JUST THREW FOR 513 YARDS. The Raiders quarterback sets a franchise record with 513 passing yards, four touchdowns and zero interceptions. His 41-yard touchdown to Seth Roberts wins it in overtime as Oakland beats Tampa Bay 30-24. The Raiders are 6-2 and a perfect 5-0 on the road.
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🚨NEWS: Donald Tusk has basically admitted the coup in Poland is a bid to stop any action that might allow Poland to leave the European Union This is the EU protecting itself by threats of violence It's the Soviet Union all over again
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First Brasil and now Poland. Pawn to E5
🚨BREAKING: Polish Patriot Dominik Tarczyński has said that tonight Donald Tusk has dug his own political grave He has united the whole of Poland against him This coup must be stopped The people of Poland will not be silenced by the European Union
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BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom’s Hardware
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Mission Impossible: Matrix Revoluded
Tom Cruise and Keanu Reeves are reportedly in early talks to co-star in a brand new, highly secretive action thriller directed by Christopher Nolan. The project is being described as a "mind bending sci-fi heist" with a record shattering production budget.
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Bron played in the most pussy era ever and has been seen on Camera flopping. Mike nor Kobe flopped a day in their lives. Shump backpeddling now to get in Queen James' good graces. Mike himself said the only person that could beat him 1v1 was Kobe I dont need anyone else's opinion
Shump, just sliced Kobe out of the debate with an interesting take🤔
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We all know that Star Wars is a direct 1:1 ripoff of Dune right?
“You killed the 70 IQ sand people that raped and killed your mom but you were angry when you did it. That’s the difference between you and me. When I wage war on an entire galaxy on behalf of a corrupt senate to help planets dodge their trade obligations all while completely failing to sense the one Sith Lord right under my nose, I do it with rainbow flags and diversity.”
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Season 1 of the Terminal List has gotta be top 10 in TV in the last 5 years. Holy shit its good. @prattprattpratt good shit.
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RIP to the great Patrick Stewart, who passed away yesterday at the age of 86.
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