Draw me like one of your French girls!

This is glorious. Trump and Hegseth have literally tricked the democrats and leftists into showing their true colors, defending a mass shooter who murdered American soldiers. 😂

Reminds me of a comedy bit from years ago, something along the lines of “why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection”

Im surprised they didn't arrest the concerned citizen and charge them with a hate crime for reporting terrorist activity.

DOHA — Al Jazeera correspondent Abdul Muhammed has been granted full White House press pool access after filing what editors are calling “the most rigorously sourced report of the conflict so far.” Muhammed’s live dispatch confirmed that the IDF had just slaughtered several million bald pediatric cancer orphans, all of whom were holding puppies at the exact moment of impact. Several of the puppies were also receiving chemotherapy. One orphan was holding a puppy that was holding a smaller orphan who was holding a slightly smaller puppy. The math checks out, according to three sources who asked not to be interviewed because they were busy reloading. “The hospital was a hospital,” Muhammed reported from beside the still-smoking Merkava tank he had personally destroyed minutes earlier. “The tunnels underneath were for extra saline bags and moral high ground. The anti-tank missiles in the NICU were actually very large digital thermometers. We have the receipts. They are written in glitter gel pen.” When asked how he obtained White House credentials so quickly, Muhammed flashed a laminated badge that read “PRESS” on one side and “THE RESISTANCE” on the other. A small doodle of a burning tank had been added in Sharpie. White House officials declined to comment, citing an ongoing review of the credentialing process and also the fact that the reporter was still holding an RPG. In a related story, CNN has announced it will fact-check the report by interviewing Muhammed again, this time with better lighting. (For morons: yes this is parody)

Legacy Media and the press can eat a hot bag of dicks. "This is extremely dangerous to our democracy" 😄 piped.video/watch?v=MwQ3sMiw…

Something Republicans need to understand, once Trumps term is over, it won't matter who gets nominated next. The person could be the cleanest on earth, a litteral saint, and they will still get called Nazi, pedo, fascist, rapist, ect.. 30 random women will come crawling out the woodwork with BS allegations regardless. Things are not going back to normal once he's gone. This is the new normal, they've taken the old playbook and have been forced to ramp it up because popular support for democrats is in the toilet!

If you hate ICE, congratulations, you’ve been pysoped. If you hate the Jews, congratulations, you’ve been pysoped. If you hate Erika Kirk, congratulations, you’ve been pysoped. If you hate the country you were born in, congratulations, you’ve been pysoped. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I'm not shocked that the same people who celebrated the murder of Charlie Kirk are celebrating the death of Lindsey Graham. They'd celebrate the death of anyone who disagrees with them... including you. Never forget that.

Now selling bags of American Soil. Just have the mom sit on the bag while giving birth, and poof, it's an American Citizen.

Forget solar. Great place for nuclear; nice cold water, low population. Of course, getting people to live there, transporting shit there, building it, building transmission lines from there to anywhere might all be a little prohibitive. Hmmm data centers next to the power plants. Cloud based satellite connections. 🤔 maybe there are some options.

Liberals when the communist party assigns them coal miner instead of stay at home queer artist: