instead you should follow: @ChadRiden, who is not me. I'm totally different. I'm not the CR who is a military guy in Denver either. I'm neither, so stop asking.

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Please now go back to completely ignoring my nonsense on my main, original tweeter: @ChadRiden
the twitters corporation, in all of it's wisdom, has unbanned me. GLORY BE!
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"Backhoe Day" premiers today at 2:22pm Mountain: piped.video/watch?v=i81t87k3…
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If you want to come help build an Earthship (or just hang out and make fun of me while I work) you are more than welcome: ChadRiden.com/build or workaway.info/en/host/277727…
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BREAKING NEWS: all the "good guys with a gun" who are supposed to stop shootings blew it again
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Just got the updated Pfizer COVID-19 booster. Started off with Johnson & Johnson, got the Moderna booster a year ago. I'm collecting them all like pokΓ©mon. Now I need to head to Europe so I can get all the regionals.
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All I want for Christmas is a pimp ass walking cane that is secretly a gun, but the internet (and therefore humanity) has once again failed me
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Definitely Not Chad Riden retweeted
#JustSayinHACK: Taylor Swift / breakup song / Ticketmaster #taylorswift #breakup #song #ticketmaster #hack
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Just in case the day ever came when we had to leave Twitter I built @bllyhoo, which is completely unlike any other social media site you've ever seen.
just launched a social media site completely unlike any other! join us: bllyhoo.com
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I will support a new Titans stadium IF they build it in Belle Meade so game day traffic completely shuts down the players' neighborhood instead of mine
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I had a head-to-toe terrible body ache for the last few days. I thought i was dying. Now I realize: I've been sleeping on a glorious wonderful waterbed for 35 years and all last week I was sleeping on a crude, completely waterless bed at somebody else's house. What a nightmare.πŸ‘Ž
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Just told a dog, "everybody thinks what you're doing right now sucks" and he said, "Sounds like somebody's projecting" so anyway I think those gummies are pretty good
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I am smart enough to know how dumb I am which is extremely frustrating
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me making weekend plans
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Fun show but I may have gone too far with the end of my 'Fuck Texas' bit? Who cares. Fuck Texas.
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PSA: every stand up comedian you have enjoyed video clips of is 1000x better live. Every "social media sensation content creator" of viral videos you have enjoyed Is a nightmare of a person who is horrific to behold.
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Thank you to everyone who came to @TheEastRoom 10th Anniversary Comedy Show last night / @ChadRiden's last show in Nashville before he (I! That's me!) starts a cult in the high desert near Taos, NM.
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the homies @natebargatze @realaaronweber @brianbatescomic @dustyslay talked about me building Earthship-inspired buildings near Taos, NM on @NatelandPodcast ep #100 "the end of the world" - come on by and hang out! good luck trying to find me, Bates piped.video/cVKySUkH-4I?t=5361
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as soon as I can get there, driving from Nashville I will be living off the grid in Taos County, NM on the high desert mesa in β€œCarson Estates” building cool stuff using alternative materials and techniques. Wanna help? chadriden.com/build/
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(Tupac voice) DIY 'TILL I DIE MF'ERS
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When something requires "proof of income" you should be able to upload a picture of your car so they know EXACTLY how poor you are
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