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Dave thread:
What are some ways yuh father show seh him love you?
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The voice on your GPS suddenly changing is so jarring. Who the hell is this woman in my car?? 🤨
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Idc how "sweet" of a girl i am. I know how to walk a dog when necessary
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Whoever came up with “ignorance is bliss” actually cooked.
i think being overly aware of everything can be depressing.
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people who are afraid of double texting are the weakest link. if i have 8 thoughts you’re getting 8 texts
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It’s cute but also nuts Heidi let her Nigerian boyfriend name the daughter she was pregnant with when they first got together. Got this full European walking around with a beautiful Yoruba name 😭
Leni Olumi Klum attends Heidi Klum's 25th Annual Halloween Party.
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Heidi Klum's marriage history is so random and hilarious to me
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three predatory abusive ass niggas just vibin
Marques Houston’s “Clubbin’,” featuring Joe Budden and Pied Piper, is still one of the best club records of the 2000s. it peaked at number 39 on the Billboard Hot 100 and number 12 on Billboard’s R&B/Hip-Hop chart.
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The way everyone in the studio became notorious for being a terrible person
Marques Houston’s “Clubbin’,” featuring Joe Budden and Pied Piper, is still one of the best club records of the 2000s. it peaked at number 39 on the Billboard Hot 100 and number 12 on Billboard’s R&B/Hip-Hop chart.
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The wealthiest people on Earth have convinced working people to blame other working people for problems created by the wealthiest people on Earth. What a spectacular scam.
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Jehovah witness watching people open the door for total strangers on Halloween
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#trying not to send a long ass message starting with “i just feel like”
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This needs to be preserved in the National Archives as part of the permanent historical record of the United States.
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when you're actually very similar to your parents
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i miss this nigga we used to get our periods at the same time 💔💔
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This is crazy.
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We got your back, New York!
Community note
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Cause the only thing I love more than food and yapping individually is yapping over food
i think people dislike dinner dates cause they have no conversation skills and they need those disco lights at mini golf to distract us from the fact they’re boring as fuck
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2026 be like
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I love to Google a word. I love information
sometimes you have to google a word and that’s totally ok
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if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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