Big Timi
@OrevaZSN

I have an entire universe in my head

Joined May 2025
I just want to bounce back man, I really miss my spark.
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I hope AI crashes and people are forced to learn how to think for themselves again.
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I’m done chasing the corporate ladder. I don’t give a damn about fancy titles or applause. I just want work that pays the bills, a peaceful life, good people around me, the means to make a difference in someone’s life, and the freedom to figure out the rest as I go.
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I just peeped into Reddit and one of those Airbnb owner groups on Facebook, and boy howdy, the meltdown is GLORIOUS. 😂😂
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I’m packing for a move and I’m utterly disgusted by the sheer amount of shit I own. Who the fuck authorized all these earthly possessions???
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Single-player games should never require an internet connection. I paid for the game. I’m playing alone. There’s nobody to compete with. Why the fuck do I need your servers to play something I already own?
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I’m suspicious of homes with no pets. Like where is your creature?? Who’s roaming the premises?? Who’s in charge of security??
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I have a theory that adults miss college so much because it was the last time they lived in walkable communities, saw their friends every day, could get almost anywhere without needing a car, and were surrounded by neighborhoods designed to foster connection.
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Smoking cigarettes has to be the dumbest fucking vice imaginable. It doesn’t get you high or make you feel particularly good. It just leaves your mouth smelling like an ashtray and slowly poisons your body until you get cancer.
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We already have flying cars. They’re called HELICOPTERS. They’re incredibly difficult to fly and require serious skill to operate safely. The idea that we could mass-produce them and sell them to the general public could only come from someone severely lacking intelligence.
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Is this the new Myspace app everyone was talking about a few months ago?
non aesthetic things
@PicturesFoIder
Oct 15
Dating apps are entering their MySpace era. A new app called Hoppy is bringing back customizable profiles, memes and internet personality instead of endless swiping. It's being built by former Tinder and Bumble team members.
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The fake urgency in corporate is one of the worst things humans have invented. We’re not doctors, firefighters, or bomb disposal experts. We work in spreadsheets and attend meetings. Nobody needs a response within the hour.
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My theory about corporate AI psychosis is that AI is most appealing to people who aren’t good at their jobs. AI slop looks incredible to them because they’re so incompetent they don’t even know what good work looks like in the first place.
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You’re standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. There’s a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful.
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Flight attendants be walking through the airport like they’re NBA players pulling up to the arena.
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Dear Netflix and other streaming platforms, why the hell is “continue watching” buried on the 4th or 5th row? Put it FIRST. i was watching the show 30 minutes ago, not 30 business days ago. Why am I searching for it like it’s lost media?
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Dear car companies, I do not want my car doors automatically unlocking every time I put my car in park. It’s not convenient; it’s dangerous. Maybe unlock them when I turn the car off. NOT when I put it in park. Thank you.
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Question for the olds: was the early 90s really as simple, delightful, whimsical, and romantic as classic rom-coms make them seem? Because watching those movies makes the world we live in now feel so bleak and depressing in comparison.
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“Oh fuck, y’all brought luggage??” –every airline ever
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90s: Don’t eat fat. It’s bad for you. 2000s: Carbs are the new enemy. 2020s: Protein cereal, Protein chips, Protein ice cream, Everything must have protein. 2026: If you don’t eat fibre right now you’ll die.
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We’ve never actually had real weekends. Friday is still a workday, Saturday gets eaten up by chores and errands, and Sunday is just Monday in disguise. You never get two full days that actually belong to you. We’ve been scammed.
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