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Restaurants don't even give you lemon slices with your drink anymore they just give you a lil packet of squirt. Like buddy I know the food is gonna take 45 minutes I am HUNGRY and I was going to EAT the lemon. $21 for gyros no lemon?? This world is a prison.
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>Advertise popular guest
>Run up ticket sales
>Cancel their spot right before the con on possibly political grounds
>Release an "oopsie" statement on social media
Not a great look. Feels like incompetence at best and malice at worst.
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Almost nobody outside my art team knows this but almost every beach themed patch design I've ever done has used a random frame from the 2007 film Surfs Up as a reference for the background
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Cleaning out the estates of other collectors is all fun and games til the first time ya gotta do it for a friend that clocked out too soon. Mom crying watching all his old stuff go out. Sucks dude. Not looking forward to today one bit.
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Went to the flea market to grab some cheap surp and banana bread with the homies and at the layout bro just casually whips out a 500 pack of low quality hentai stickers that he bought from an old guy selling exclusively broken screwdrivers and hentai stickers
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Dropping off the last handful of orders soon.
Going through emails.
I just wanna go camping again, yo.
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All else aside, this is the natural, universal end result of shifting policy to catering primarily to those outside your established base. There is not an infinite "new horizion" of possible customers out there. Know your base, and cater to them. It's quite simple.
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Went to a slop joint and found birdshot in my chicken they're feeding me pigeon meat 😭
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Away from the office for a few days. Won't be able to respond to emails/messages til Monday. Thanks for sticking with me.
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meanwhile the dating app experience for most guys is just this + constant popups asking you for $30
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