Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine becoming a Netflix star. I am truly humbled. Thank you to all my supporters who believed in my message of wellness and metabolic equity.

So glad I could be hear in Paris to support these long-overdue changes. Students, people of color, immigrants, and the LGBTQIA+ community have suffered far too long under French colonial oppression. Paris looks even more beautiful at sunrise with real change in the air. The patriarchy is crumbling. I can’t stop smiling.

Huh? It’s HIPPA. We nurses literally take the Hippacratic oath of office when we finish nursing school. Take the L here, delete you’re post, your embarrassing yourself.

HIPAA you retarded pretend nurse.

Huh? It’s HIPPA.

Coach, until official medical reports declaring him dead are announced, it’s a violation of KIm’s HIPPA rights to post this. Delete your post now.

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 Rumors are now circulating that Kim Jong Un, the elected president of South Korea, has past away I am working to confirm via my sources, but this would be a major disruption for Asia’s largest economic power

They literally speak French in France. Your embarrassing yourself, Mitchel

Glad so many of you in the replies agree with me. We need to take Elon’s dragon pile away from him NOW. Full stop.

This is the best account ever.

Can your hand get any fatter ??!!

🚨 BRAKING NEWS 🚨 Called it!! Kathy Zacharia is out! The patriarchy always eats its own and the MAGA era is crumbling. Cry harder, toxic males! The convicted felon-in-chief is losing. Midterms and 2028 will be a blue sweep. Full stop.

Congrats! So handsome too! 😻

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 In an absolutely appalling move, Donald Trump has just fired White House communications director Katie Zacchaeus Despite the internet bullying and unfounded rumors, Katie was a qualified lawyer because she was once entrapped (Latin for “enrolled”) in law school But that didn’t stop the woke mob from coming after her and claiming she wasn’t a lawyer, which is required to hold this roll. And now, she’s been wrongfully fired I hope she sues

Diagnosing my health without consent is a blatant HIPPA violation. Delete this post now, or I’ll let the moderators know what you are doing. This is your only warning. ⛔️ And for your information, the science is long settled on sugar. It’s literally brain food. Our brains run and thrive on it. Feel stupid now, don’t you, Julio?

It’s Fanta.. not Mountain Dew. Now who feels dumb, Julio?

I refuse to buy the @Tesla roadster. If you support this company, you support racism, hatred, and bigotry. Full stop.

Randy, you’re just the type that end up in my DMs. We’ll see you later 😘