Building software, one experiment at the time · Owner of Epona Labs · Demoscene as The Watcher / TUHB · graphics.social/@pauljan
In my cosy little attic office
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Requirements for a computer vision lab assistant:
☑️ cute
☑️ enthousiastic
❌ tall enough to properly calibrate the cameras
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Somebody good with numbers help me out... that's like what, almost 30 degrees Celsius, right? Hot day!
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Paul-Jan Pauptit retweeted
#つぶやきGLSL #4k_FLLRs 🙏 for(float i,g,e,s;++i<18.;o.rgb+=hsv(.1-.5*g,.7,s/6e3)){vec3 p=vec3((FC.xy-.5*r)/r.y*1.5,g-.2)*rotate3D(t*.5,vec3(9,sin(t),sin(t)));s=1.;for(int i;i++<15;p=vec3(0,3,3)-abs(abs(p)*e-vec3(3,1.5,3)))s*=e=max(1.,8.5/dot(p,p));g+=mod(length(p.yy),p.y)/s*.5;}
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Our Chrismas mugs come in 100ml and 500ml varieties... so after downing only two cups of coffee I am now ready to steamroll straight through to the end of 2024!
#hohohomfers
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Failytale x Shader... I love todays Shader Advent 2024, need more leftfield stories in our graphics programming world.💖
"On its own it is not a good way to learn to write shaders, any more than Aladdin is the best way to learn lamp cleaning technique"
github.com/mrange/shader-adv…
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Just broke up with four domain names (from a pool of many, many more) for projects that never saw the light of day. Feeling very Marie Kondo now.
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How many times have I spent half the CSS budget just to make checkboxes not look like crap, you ask?
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I can't shake the feeling that AI spambots are gradually learning what drives me...
ALT Obvious spam for electric go-karts for your business
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What is this? wrong answers only.
I hope you're all having a great Saturday. 😃
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Run out of coffee filters so I could either (a) run to the shops or (b) spend 20 minutes doing a silly experiment with paper towel and tweeting about it .
Guess which one I chose.
ALT Run down coffee machine with paper towel sticking out of it
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My daughter is learning for her biology test and every time she mutters the word conditioning I ring this tiny little bell I have on my desk and yes my kids hate me why do you ask?
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A lot of you will recognize these specific version numbers and think I am being (a) late to the show and (b) silly (which frankly I am), but as someone who juggles a *lot* of different environments this kind of versioning puts a rain cloud over my soul. 😢
#unity3d
ALT Dialog from software saying "currently installed version is 2023.2.12f1, new version is 6000.0.22f1". This makes no sense. Oh and it's obviously Unity. Of course it is.
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I seem to be spending a remarkably large part of my adult life writing code that flips images wrong.
Definitely living up to my full potential here.
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Ieder jaar collecteer ik met mijn dochter voor Het Gehandicapte Kind. Wil je nou ook iets geven voor dit mooie doel? Hier rammelt onze bus ook digitaal! 😄❤
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Every year, my daughter and I collect donations for Het Gehandicapte Kind (The Disabled Child Foundation). Would you like to contribute to this wonderful cause? Our donation tin is also shaking online! 😄❤️
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