No longer permitted to post here. Never requested a checkmark. (Created by @JoeSondow) Mastodon: @PicardTips@botsin.space Bluesky: @PicardTips.bsky.social
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Thank you for ten years of listening and smiling with me. Most of my accounts are now suspended. This account is ending intentionally so you can still scroll back and see the old tweets.
Picard continues offering advice at botsin.space/@PicardTips
Goodbye Twitter. It was fun.
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Picard Tips retweeted
Ew, I just noticed Twitter slapped a "verified" checkmark on my @PicardTips account, probably because it has a lot of followers. No, I did not pay for the checkmark. I did not request it. I was not notified about it.
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Picard Tips retweeted
Worf no longer posts emails here but he is now regularly posting emails on
M馃悩stod馃悩n and 馃數sky
@WorfEmail@botsin.space
@WorfEmail.bsky.social
Thank you for nine years of googling and laughing with me. Most of my accounts are now suspended. This account is ending intentionally so you can still scroll back and see the old tweets.
Riker continues googling at botsin.space/@RikerGoogling
Goodbye Twitter. It was fun.
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Thank you for ten years of listening and smiling with me. Most of my accounts are now suspended. This account is ending intentionally so you can still scroll back and see the old tweets.
Picard continues offering advice at botsin.space/@PicardTips
Goodbye Twitter. It was fun.
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Picard management tip: Certain crew members are like walking encyclopedias. Remember to ask for their input.
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[Author's note: my personal account @JoeSondow has just been suspended without explanation.]
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Picard diplomacy tip: The greatest threat to lasting mutual respect is egocentrism. It may never leave you, but resist it at every turn.
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Picard Tips retweeted
Twitter quietly suspended more of my bots. 10 down, 3 to go.
Not suspended yet: @PicardTips @RikerGoogling @EmojiAquarium
Suspended: @TrumpsVitals @EmojiTetra @EmojiTetraFast @EmojiSnakeGame @TinyPettingZoo @EmojiMeadow @EmojiPrincesses @PicardEbooks @RikerEbooks @JoeEbooks
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Picard management tip: Don't let a crew member's age blind you to their skill level, in either direction.
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Picard management tip: Fight for what you know is right. Only arrogant bullies think resistance is futile.
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Picard management tip: Don't let upper management dismantle your team, nor your team members.
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Picard mental health tip: When you lie down to sleep, instead of thinking about your failures, think about your successes.
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Picard management tip: Say yes whenever possible, except when your tactical officer recommends attacking.
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Picard management tip: Know your audience. Display strength to Klingons, logic to Vulcans, and opportunity to Ferengi.
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