A lot of people think living is getting rich, and surviving is making a hut on a desert island. In reality, living is landing on Mars, and surviving is binging on Netflix. Because if your end goal is maximizing your own convenience, then you were better off on the island.

The party of Christian love, loves to let kids go hungry

John Cena on why he doesn’t want kids: “Just because someone thinks I would be good at something… is that reason enough to do it?” “It’s not a commitment where 4 months in I can go, ‘You know, this wasn’t my thing.’” “The time I’ve had to live life is how I’ve developed the wisdom… If I did have those commitments, I wouldn’t be who I am.” “I’m on the wrong side of the math. Everybody has kids… so because I don’t want to, I’m an oddball.” “I’m not second-guessing anything. I’m still so interested in what’s out there.”

Damn Big Boss Man... Insane... I really have to get this app underway... There is room for so many of us where I'm going...

getting into a cab where someone put their bare ass feet on the seat and near the door handle is crazy to me.

A 70-year-old man was charged with attempted murder after he tried to drown a 21-year-old man on crutches at a residents-only lake in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, over a dispute about access to the lake...

How can we live in a society with these savages?

RT @WOEFULFAE: her ass getting smaller fr fries tf outta me, white beauty standards are so interesting

I really struggle to understand the appeal of these guys. Cavill and Gadot can’t act to save their lives, Jason Momoa didn’t have any personality as aquaman until his own movie (not by Snyder) and Affleck actively wanted to kill himself the entire time

Never thought about it but fire don't gotta touch you to burn you, this kinda exchange shoulda fried them both lmfao

Unhinged? You don't know the first fucking thing about North Korea, do you? During the flash flooding that occurred during the early 2000s, one family's home broke apart and the walls fell down and started to be carried down the watershed to the raging flooded river below. One of those walls contained the portraits of the Kims. The father of the family jumped into the raging river not to save anyone else who fell in. He jumped into that river to save the portraits of the two (at the time) Kims. You read that correctly. DPRK newspapers lauded this man who jumped in to save these photos. And speaking of newspapers, in North Korea it is illegal -- ILLEGAL-- to bend even a photo image of any of the three Kims in a throwaway newspaper. You can dispose of the newspaper, but you can't bend the photo of the Kims within. Also in the same bout of flooding and nonstop rains, a housewife noticed to her absolute horror that the roof sprung a leak right above the the portraits of the Kims and damaged the portrait of the elder Kim. She took the portrait to her block leader who excoriated the housewife for allowing such damage to occur to a portrait of the Kim. It was only after embarrassing and verbally abusing this woman was she allowed a replacement portrait to be placed in the frame. This game is, at the very least, accurate in this regard.

To match this mod.

Ada Wong sketch

Can Nerd defend the ladies? (1/2)

(2/2)

i think i queued into the real rem

Fael trying to listen to her horn—I MEAN, very... PASSIONATE heart!!! 🤣💕💕💕 A HUGE thank you to @HaybaleVoice for giving their voice to dub this silly lil comic and doing an AMAZING job with it! 🥺💖💖💖

Hi. Banana. 100% natural, 0% AI. God bless you. Bye.

I’ve been traveling across New York State fighting to take over ConEd to lower our energy bills! I promise I’ll be back soon xo

Every once in a while I think about how the people behind this movie said they thought M3GAN was like this super versatile franchise they could do literally any genre with and it’s like No Dude people liked the first one cuz it was a modern spin on the Evil Doll movie or whatever

the melanin literally evaporating off his face always fries me😭