Planetary and Exoplanet Astronomer @ Carnegie Science. Opinions are my own

I am going to block accounts that tweet like this
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Some of those names are literally 4 letter long come on
JD Vance says of the Middle East that it's "a region of the world made up of countries whose name I couldn't even pronounce"
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GREATEST MAYOR EVER
mamdani quotes avatar the last airbender s1 ep 16. MY FUCKING GOAT 🐐america’s hero
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I listened to this interview and the funniest part was when he was trashing democratic socialists and when asked which one he hated/feared the most he said JB PRITZKER
Bloomberg: Ken Griffin Says Republicans Erred in Cutting Taxes Billionaire Ken Griffin said Republicans in Congress and President Donald Trump made a mistake by cutting taxes even further last year Griffin: “We didn’t have the fiscal space to renew the tax cuts. Republicans have their hands dirty over the tax cuts the last two years.” bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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The median voter never misses a new Simpsons episode
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they went outside and talked to people
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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wait until she hears about how her boss treats women
#MaineSenate NYT: Susan Collins Says Jackson’s “Oh, Shut Up” Comment Reflects How He Treats Women “I was struck by how reflexive the response, ‘Oh, shut up’ was,” Susan Collins, the longest-serving Republican woman in Senate history, told Fox News on Friday, adding that “the fact that it seemed like such an automatic, quick reply was very telling.” She said the exchange brought to mind what she described as the “reputation” that Troy Jackson, a former State Senate president, had when he was a state lawmaker, “particularly when he’s dealing with women with whom he disagrees.” Link to article: nytimes.com/2026/10/17/us/po…
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slow-mo raindrops on a car sunroof
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sometimes I think about how many people’s lives are wasted creating “content” instead of doing something beneficial for society and I get real depressed
The MacDonald's ice cream hack that's breaking the Internet 😮
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was it a mercury thermometer
During the Mercury flights astronauts had a rectal thermometer in place the whole time
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Is there an Ig Nobel Peace Prize?
BREAKING: President Trump releases a statement claiming that he should have won the Nobel Peace Prize.
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It’s just a matter of time
recession indicator when the richest man on earth can’t afford clothes that fit his weird gross body, what hope do any of us have
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oh my god every country is surrounded by great white sharks
Mapping the global range of the great white shark (the white bit)
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it’s like madlibs “The FDA has announced a recall of _______ due to contamination with _______”
The FDA has announced a recall of cinnamon due to possible contamination with lead.
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really could’ve started this with a better set of five words
If you off your parents insurance it's time to turn that auto caps back on
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1-800-got-junk makes money by taking your junk to the junk fairy who gives $5 per junk
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Given how things are trending, it is unfortunately just a matter of time between these chuds run for president
this is the kind of image I never imagined could be real but here we all are living our one life together in this reality
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Taken today at the mall. Why are these things still up? Completely ruins the vibes
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What’s stopping a gas station from just lowering their price by a buck and getting All The Customers?
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