Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.
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I hate gay halloween wdym you're gay
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People keep booing me in public
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Idling in your car feels sooo good
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They should sell alcohol at the library
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Don’t make fat jokes bro my wife is 500 pounds
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Modern day Titanic where the DJ plays Pitbull as the ship goes down to keep passengers calm
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I hate when they spell out a word in a song. SLOW DOWN give me a second.
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Very sad I had to turn this down, but I know Austin Butler will do a great job!
🚨| Sonny Crockett in action! Austin Butler spotted filming for ‘Miami Vice ‘85’ earlier today🌴🎬
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Listening to the Kanye song Two Words. Or as I like to call it, Roughly 600 Words.
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Poster outside my Primetime showing gave it a nice “sting operation” feel
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3 people is the sweet spot for a group chat
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Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney retweeted
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They should make a holiday for straight up bad people
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Got left at the altar because I beatboxed my vows
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Sexting on Nintendo DS PictoChat
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Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney retweeted
the only honestly great piece of american artist to reflect on 9/11 might just be Dipset
Why Hollywood Has Never Made a Great 9/11 Movie hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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9/11… that devilish prank gone wrong…
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Taking over TouchTunes with $20 worth of Tony Hinchcliffe standup
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