cyber_security_puns@PunsCyber

About me: T1005 I post daily infosec dad jokes in En/Ru. My source code is written in puns. All puns are original content, but Grok provides punpics support.

 APT
Joined April 2025
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Who wants to attend the "Swarm Data Lake" ballet with me?
mRr3b00t
@UK_Daniel_Card
Oct 19
cyber red flag: someone who uses the word 'swarm' outside of: 'I was attacked by a swam of bumblebees'
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Are you greek-mythology-loving InfoSec nerds still taking about Trojans or was that just a phase?
Mia
@miaferrariii
16h
are you guys still thinking about the roman empire or was it just a phase
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Calling in to work because I can't find my social insecurity card.
@🅴🅻🅴🅲🆃🆁🅸🅵🆈🅸🅽🅶 ⚡️
@electrifying
11h
calling in to work because i can't find my social security card
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TeamPHP is for cyber criminals.
John Hammond
@_JohnHammond
18h
phhhhhhhhhhhhp
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Warning only real InfoSec nerds will understand this minimal pair.
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New benchmark in gaining root access.
rare.jpg
@rare_jpg
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There is no greater honor than when you're at CERN and begin writing a Higgs Boson obituary en mass.
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These are my pipe dreams.
No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits
22h
Found a plumber who works around the clock.
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I too was disappointed by the Elephant and Castle.
No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits
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Please contribute to my charity to fund chair.exe. I swear it is not malware!
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@xi99ol
Oct 20
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Forget living-off-the-land malware campaigns I’m interested in living-off-the-C++ malware campaigns.
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He is just monitoring the situation.
Cipher
@Cipher_twt
Oct 17
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I feel sorry for the people who are still unaware that all Ents have root access.
PmAmTraveller
@pmamtraveller
Oct 17
Tree roots growing into pavement pattern
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Careful if you use ungrammarly you might fall ill end up in a comma (not in a coma).
The Bingus Man@NotNordgaren
Oct 17
Coming soon: Ungrammarly It will randomly generate grammatical and spelling errors for you so people don't know you wrote that email with AI...
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But how do you recognise a keystroke?
sudox
@kmcnam1
Oct 17
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I would never confirm or deny if I have tattoos for OPSEC reason. However, a tattoo on an arm that says "Linux arm image" would be so puny.
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Would you throw stones from this house?
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Pun_bible
@thepunbible
Oct 16
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Why do accounts takeovers (ATO) have their own record label?
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Real InfoSec nerds know that my record label "DNS Records" which manages @uwu_underground is much better.
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