The Girthquake
@QuakeTakes

CFB Analysis & Picks Mallard Sports Inc šŸ¦† Notre Dame / UNC Alum 58-50-2 (+28.68 Units) 2026 CFB Locks 337-294-5 2022-2025 CFB Locks Owns 3 Joe Milton Jerseys

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A late night Friday edition of the Gridiron Report- Letā€™s get spooky! quaketakes.substack.com/p/giā€¦
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FIRST LOCK OF THE WEEK FAU/UNT O77.5 WE ARENā€™T AFRAID OF HIGH TOTALS
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Iā€™m 100% interested in banging Sydney Sweeney
On3
@On3
Oct 26
NEW: Robert Griffin III says he is ā€œ100%ā€ interested in the open Baylor head coaching job: "If Baylor wants to get back to winning and have a university that isnā€™t just respectable on the football field, but the fans can be proud of, they need people who know what it looks like to win at Baylor." (via @dpshow) on3.com/news/robert-griffin-ā€¦
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Jay Town
@JayTownAlabama
Oct 25
Interesting @NDFootball 2026 Schedule Update!! As of the current @AP poll, ND has 4 teams on its schedule ranked in the Top 25: Miami (1), BYU (8), SMU (19), and Wisconsin (25). Just in the top 10, that is the same number of ranked teams as: @GeorgiaFootball @AlabamaFTBL Just in the top 10, that is MORE than: @CanesFootball (1) @OhioStateFB (3) @IUHoosiers (2) @Utah_Football (3) @UCLAFootball (1) @BYUfootball (2) Only @UKFootball has more than the Irish (5). Perhaps the talking heads at @ESPN or on @CollegeGameDay can stop with their season-long narrative that ND doesnā€™t play anyone. Zero facts to support that contention, just 100% bias designed to relegate the Irish to a ā€œ2 game seasonā€ā€¦when it clearly is not! @ChildersRadio @GregMcElroy @NDFootballPR @bruce_straughan
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Biased Notre Dame Fan
@CFBGuy999
Oct 25
Notre Dame now has FOUR ranked opponents in the Week 9 AP Poll #1 Miami #8 BYU #19 SMU #25 Wisconsin But I was told they didnā€™t play anyone?
On3
@On3
Oct 25
BREAKING: College Football AP PollšŸšØ on3.com/news/college-footbalā€¦
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Underdog CFB
@UnderdogCFB
Oct 25
USC finished with -17 rushing yards in their 24-7 loss to Wisconsin. Negative rushing yards on 25 rushing attempts.
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Matt Fortuna
@Matt_Fortuna
Oct 25
Nothing captures the story of USC in the Big Ten better than losing 24-7 to a team whose QB threw for 58 yards
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Drew Mentock
@AndrewMentock
Oct 25
Wisconsin is doing more for Notre Dameā€™s strength of schedule that USC wouldā€™ve anyway
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Bruce Straughan
@bruce_straughan
Oct 25
You know it wasnā€™t that long ago USC fans were calling Notre Dameā€™s 41-13 win over Wisconsin a bad win because Wisconsin was bad and saying NDā€™s schedule was weak šŸ¤£
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Lucy Rohden@lucy_rohden
Oct 24
SCOTT FROST RANKED WIN AT UCF BEFORE MATT RHULE RANKED WIN AT NEBRASKA
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HOW DO YOU NOT GO FOR 2 THERE UCF
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As if I wouldnā€™t give a full slate of picks quaketakes.substack.com/p/giā€¦
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@WeAreNDFans
Oct 22
I miss this guy so much
Tyler Wojciak
@TylerWojciak
Oct 21
Through 7 games, Notre Dameā€™s linebackers have 0 sacks and 5 TFLs. In 2024, the LBs had 7 sacks and 24 TFLs, including 5 sacks and 19 TFLs from Bowen, Sneed, Ausberry and KVA. Same players, two more years of experience, different scheme, and significantly less havoc.
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TJ Pittinger
@TJ_Pittinger
Oct 23
I AM SICK OF HEARING RECE DAVIS EXPLAIN OVERTIME RULES. NOBODY WATCHING APP STATE VS JMU ON A THURSDAY NIGHT IS LACKING AWARENESS OF HOW THIS WORKS.
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Pete Thamel
@PeteThamel
Oct 23
Sources: UMass star quarterback Pop Watson is expected to return for the Minutemen at UConn tonight. Watson has missed the past two games with an ankle injury. Heā€™ll be evaluated pre-game, but is expected to play.
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College Sports Only
@CSOonX
Oct 23
WAKE THE FUCK UP, IT'S CUM BOWL GAMEDAY!!!
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The Quake is on bye week this week, so no Guarantees. But I did have to hit the people with a quick CUM BOWL preview. Newsletter to drop shortly
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