i vibecoded a portfolio! features: • windows xp desktop • interactive bookshelf • working ipod • hidden matrix easter egg (+ many others) i built this as a love letter to the 2000s internet: flash games & windows xp, when digital spaces felt alive. anniescene.com

If you’re holding any crypto you should hold space instead

they're gonna bring buzzfeed back

People forget that it takes money to make money

Girls who treat DARVO like a checklist 💯🔥

Love that European history is so nuanced bc I just mixed something French up with Germany and got called out on it but turned it around with “but isn’t everything German?” to some begrudging nods of agreement

Nothing sadder than a waxed chore jacket wasting away in a Midtown office building, its only sights to ever see being spreadsheets under fluorescent lights and East Village intern bars, worn by an uncultured, aspirational T25 yuppie graduate with baby-soft hands who has never even set foot on a farm

Roman Roy is a TROJAN?!! Makes sense

realizing how obvious it is to people meeting me for the first time that i'm not chinese american –– but rather chinese chinese –– because my eyebrows give it away. also because i'm a bitch

Fully converted everyone in the cult to Filipino horse beer

brb I’m off to join a cult for the first time!! I hope everyone’s nice and I make some friends 🥺

I couldn’t resist 🫣 first impressions of the packaging: 1. Everything feels a lot lighter than it should (comparing to Tom Ford and Charlotte Tilbury) except the mascara 2. I had hoped the eyeshadow (green star) packaging would be metal of some sort, but it’s plastic

can i come over to your house and make wildly offensive assumptions about your childhood

Litmus testing how woke the performative male reading bell hooks All About Love really is by asking him if he’d hyphenate his last name when he gets married

Why is my dog sleeping giving Gen Z TikTok influencer GRWM ending pose

Need to patent FUG (formerly ugly girl) before it takes off. I’ve been sharing my lore with too many people recently so I know mass adoption is just around the corner

New trend: blacking out at a Thai restaurant with extremely weird and off-putting people (Twitter users)

Being a researcher is kind of like being a philosopher in that no one expects you to do anything