Rae
@Raelthy
SW USA
Joined June 2009
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Bob Dylan
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I gotta stop gambling
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Let me do you one better. We have a skull Church.
AZ Life 🇺🇸 🌵🇮🇱
@azriverndez
Oct 21
Replying to @metathomist
You pray to skulls
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Women who say this kind of thing are witches putting curses on you and trying to steal your youth, btw. Perhaps you are extremely beautiful?
Frickerbasket ✝️🇺🇸 🧶 🦬@Frickerbasket
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Replying to @prairie_posie
When my 1st baby was like 6 weeks I had her in the sling at the library & the librarian sighed & said, “that’s the easiest she’ll ever be” & I went out to the car & cried. Because it was so hard. But she was wrong & it got easier & the next newborn phases were easier too. 💗💗💗
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I begged my cousin when I was like 12 to let me have a cigarette and then tried to look all Billy Badass smoking it and immediately threw up. This is a canon adolescent experience yeah?
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Gatorade is baaaad for you waaaaah. Then why do I feel good after I drink it? Checkmate faggot.
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Getting excited to try a new WIFE SLOP recipe for dinner
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维恩堡@LjshYso93480
Oct 21
土耳其是全世界的飞机杯，你们的垃圾国家长的就像个飞机杯，还他妈是前后开口的，伊斯坦布尔和爱琴海是阴道，亚美尼亚高原和库尔德斯坦是肛门，所有人都能通过这两个口操你们的垃圾国家，所有人的精液混在一起最后弄出来土耳其这个杂种民族。
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Do boomers ever look around their homes & at all their stupid junk & think: "this all used to be money."
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I need to stfu I have a Tuff Shed full of Rubbermaid bins containing all my childhood Legos
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Been laughing about this on and off all afternoon
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@GodCloseMyEyes
Oct 21
interesting night owls comment (they're all so good, we love lil chuddy)
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Of all the weapons the USA has created and unleashed on the world, the most destructive might be ...
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My wokest opinion is that human biodiversity is cool (ethnicities are basically tomes of ancient biological information extracted from eons of interactions w/ a particular biome) and that smashing everyone together into a greige worker class sludge would be a tragic loss
Alina 🏳️‍⚧️
@AnarchSoul
Sep 11
Reject nationalism, Embrace multiculturalism 💞
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FedEx ground is so ass it's hard for me to take any business seriously that still uses them
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Sent my favorite jacket in for repair and rewaxing and I've got ants in my pants waiting to get it back 😩
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I think they sent me the same style brand new jacket back. I bought it two years ago & told them I think the collar was sewed on wonky. Well it looks totally new and the collar lays right!
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Seems as though most people like chicken a lot more than I do. I get burned out on it quite easily. You know what I NEVER get tired of though? Beef.
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Using my patient portal every day to message my obstetrician and ask if she's mad at me
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Rae retweeted
K. Rose
@berrysweetmum
Oct 21
The Lord wants me to tell you that He loves you.
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I still feel really guilty for being a huge chungus 11lb baby they had to cut out because MY HEAD WAS TOO BIG
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