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Breaking embargo, wow not a good look for @Josh_Wilding
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The same 7 people are in all the movies. It’s so tiresome.
The cast of ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ wants you to know that tickets are on sale now.
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I meant 'in all movies out of Hollywood.' Not 'in Dune'! Obviously it's the same cast for Dune 3.
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Young Men of the West, The world you were promised if you did well in school, got a good job, worked really hard, tried your best, and would inherit as an adult - has been taken from you. Stolen away. The world we were promised no longer exists. Now you will need to work harder than your forefathers for fractions of the returns; less love, less thanks, and lesser outcomes. But that does not mean the fight is any less worth fighting. They want you to see clips like this, the sacking of cities, destruction of your homes, murders of children at the hands of their own mothers' on the news, senseless nihilism - and they want you to give up. They want you to blackpill. They're counting on it. Do not give them the satisfaction. You must continue to live your best life possible in spite of the worst odds. It's your life to lose. They want you hopeless. They want you depressed. They want you exhausted. You must fight on. Things are going to get worse. And you must hold on tight because it's going to be a bumpy ride.
France has fallen.
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Fake Wizard retweeted
Life imitates art! #FranceRiots
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It’s a Mostly Peaceful riot! They’re just venting, guys. Let them get it out of their system…
🚨BREAKING: The historic Limoges town hall has just completely collapsed after far-left rioters set it on fire It was built in 1876. It survived World Wars. It did not survive modern France.
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Replying to @RealLifeFakeWiz
Fucking faggot dressing like a wizard in his bedroom at 40 years old think he knows what’s good fuck you
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Castlevania Belmont's Curse has you break glowing statues that look like the Virgin Mary to gain XP. This game also uses Tarot Cards for Spells. Why?
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(Gamer Cred: Only played Castlevania Lords of Shadow btw)
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VisionQuest (as of Ep2) is exactly what these spin off shows should have always been: sincere character studies for less popular heroes. So far, this is a great palate cleanser after LANTURDS.
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Street Fighter, like Masters of the Universe, is a movie that is embarassed of its source material. It is plagued in millennial, ironic, reddit humor that refuses for even a moment to be sincere. Every single man is emasculated. There is boot licking. There are pervert men who get kicked in the balls; many men are kicked in the balls. The film is rife with self deprication. "It's for the fans" is a lie, this is a grift with fight choreography. Guile is great and Cody Rhodes is wasted on this film. Ryu's actor thinks he's doing a Mr. Miyagi parody and whispers every line of dialogue. Ken is robbed of an emotional arc because the movie really hates him for some reason. I wanted to do a review video tonight and go live, but frankly - I'm tired, boss. I'm tired of every piece of media either hating the property being adapted or too cowardly to give the property the sincerity it deserves.
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