When I heard about Senator Graham’s death last night, the first thing I thought about was not all the things he said and did in service of Donald Trump. I thought of the time before Donald Trump when he was a brother to Senator John McCain. A time when senators from different parties could fight about politics and still be friends. A time when a conservative Republican from South Carolina could say of my father: “If you can’t admire Joe Biden as a person, you’ve got a problem. He’s the nicest person I’ve ever met in politics. As good a man as God ever created.” That is the Senator Graham I will remember today. Not because I have forgotten what came after. Because in that memory there is hope. Hope for a country where brothers can fight like hell over policy and still share a meal, and a laugh, and the loss of the people they love. I will choose to remember the time before Trump. Because I believe in an America after Trump.

Mitch McConnell has officially become the Elvis of politics. Every day somebody swears they just saw him somewhere. Today it was Subway. Tomorrow it’ll probably be Buc-ee’s. 😂😂😂

He responded to the terrorist attacks on 9/11 by attacking a country that didn’t attack us on 9/11. He let New Orleans drown for days during a hurricane. And he’s no longer the worst Republican President. Happy 80th Birthday, George W. Bush.

US: “It was a preemptive attack on Iran” Pentagon: “No sign that Iran was going to attack first” US: “No but if Israel attacked Iran, then Iran would have attacked us, so we preemptively attacked them first” 🤡 This is beyond satire.

A guy who dodged a war (with a fake injury) just started a war (from his country club) that he promised he'd never start (that his family will never have to fight) while wearing a golf hat. This guy is a greasy orange stain on our country.

SNL's Colin Jost on Iran: "This attack might be a bad idea, I don't know. I'm not really an expert on Iran. So let's hear from someone who can explain why we might have done it."

Q: “Are you aware of Donald Trump ever engaging in sexual activity with an individual introduced to him by you or Jeffrey Epstein?” Maxwell: “I invoke my Fifth Amendment right to silence” A reminder that Trump has refused to rule out a pardon for Maxwell

2024: We'll reveal Epstein's associates if Trump wins. 2025: Epstein only trafficked to himself. 2026: Yes, we illegally redacted almost every name in the files. Yes, we have videos of the abusers. But how could we possibly know who raped those girls?!

Bottom view of a cat that has fallen asleep on a glass table. Masterpiece! ❤️

This bowling ball for the disabled has a handle instead of finger holes nitter.siddz.com/fluxfolio_/status/2004…

Who is the person impersonating MTG?!

Fox Trumps Trump: Just as Trump was stubbornly insisting prices were "down significantly," Fox News popped his reality bubble showing coffee, utilities, electricity, and repairs all up significantly. Make sure everyone sees this.

Can we get a President that doesn’t have to take an afternoon nap?! #SleepyJoe #TheNodfather #MAGA

Yes, peer reviews are bullshit

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"Crime was *such* a pressing issue in DC that Donald Trump found it necessary to first figure out how to put up a flagpole on the White House grounds, lay the plans for a $200 million ballroom, host a bunch of crypto dinners, release a cell phone plan and a crypto coin. All of those things were more pressing than the crime that was apparently so out of control in DC that we needed federal troops to be stationed there."

🚨 South Park didn’t just go scorched earth, they napalmed the narrative. This week’s episode has Dora the Explorer getting ICE-raided at her own show, then trafficked straight to Mar-a-Lago to give old men massages. That’s right. A kids’ cartoon character ends up massaging a geezer in Trump’s palace of denial. Kristi Noem shoots a puppy in the opening scene. ICE raids Heaven. Trump, Vance, and Satan rub elbows on Fantasy Island. And when Mr. Mackey sees what’s happening, even he nopes out of the job.

Make it make sense.