Sam “Rat Bush” Humphreys@RhetoricalHype

Typos and being generally insufferable in a cute way! Demolish all means of oppression, plz (Any/All) Free Palestine 🇵🇸 @ethicalhype for nerdy fandom stuff

 UK
Joined May 2015
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If you don’t have a rat bush then you probably are the rat bush. 🥲🥰
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline
Sep 20
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.

ALT There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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Not to be a raincloud but how long until the Dems talk about not exploiting their majorities and reaching across the aisle?
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Still, the chud tears are fun so have at it for now
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How did this turn out?
Hutch
@hutchinson
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Is there a single candidate he backed that will flip a red seat today?
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BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews
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Celebrity loses injunction bid but will stay anonymous pending appeal bbc.in/48sb5m6
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BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews
Nov 3
Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams bbc.in/4sXvGIF
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RIP the Merseyside Eyes, you were iconic.
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I just think she's neat
伊藤麻希 Maki Itoh
@maki_itoh
Nov 2
QUEEN OF SIMPS👸👑
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AI slop ware has massively increased but not demand. I won’t pretend there’s zero demand but generally it’s just a spray and pray model that clogs up the platform with shit not even the up loader thinks there’s demand for.
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This new season of Lupin hasn’t fully jumped the shark but it really is thinking about it. It’s at the ramp and preparing for the run up.
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Government so set on manifesting WW3 that they’re already on the Blitz diet.
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews
Oct 30
Biggest fibre boost could be scraps in your bin, experts say bbc.in/3UwYg6L
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Metropolitan Police
@metpoliceuk
Oct 31
Replying to @metpoliceuk
139 people have now been arrested. Officers remain on scene and are continuing to make arrests.
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Zoli🇭🇺@fokamaxxing
Oct 30
This is illegal in the UK
こねこ図鑑
@kitten_zukan
Oct 30
息できてる🥹？
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Hell yeah, love to hear news about a heist. Makes the world seem more fun
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Guy who is also no wearing the boot:
Indoor Kite@kite_indoo83921
Oct 30
Replying to @RhetoricalHype @Senbon_Z @Kotaku
It’s not boot licking if the boot is on my foot lmao
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Sam “Rat Bush” Humphreys retweeted
charlie kirk goldsberry@DeathbyCeltics
Oct 30
Aaron David Miller@aarondmiller2
Oct 29
Israel is a preferential democracy. And figuring out how to integrate 2 million Palestinian citizens is critical to a Jewish democratic state. The JL may be bridge too far Gadi. Though look at Bibi’s buddies - Smotrich and Ben Gvir.
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Da big dawg is a sensitive soul.
Sam “Rat Bush” Humphreys@RhetoricalHype
Oct 29
Replying to @tom_watson
My name is Tom Watson and I think the people paying me should have access to important government data infrastructure! They’re totally safe and reliable!
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Oh, Ali G did BAD bad.
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The Voice Newspaper
@TheVoiceNews
Oct 26
#YourVoiceMatters #JasonArday has been cleared of plagiarism for a fourth time. Why is the media silent about it? As another investigation ends without substantiating plagiarism claims, @richardsudan asks who will hold the British media accountable for its treatment of the pioneering Black academic?👇🏿 voice-online.co.uk/opinion/c… @aljhlester @SholaMos1 @misanharriman @BellRibeiroAddy @GoodLawProject
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TMZ
@TMZ
Oct 27
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrity…
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Chess.com
@chesscom
Oct 27
They added CHESS to DEADLOCK?! 🔥 Here's what Soloman's chess positions are referencing!
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