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Ray Lewis is trending so I'll take this opportunity to again remind the world that the NFL, ABC, Disney and Saturday Night Live all tried to scrub the internet of this TV Funhouse skit "Ray of Light" about Lewis famously escaping a murder conviction, but I will never let it die:
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The Haslams are funneling money into a Michigan election for Representative of the House. Meddlers will meddle. Also, interestingly, Jimmy listed his occupation as "Retired" while Sweet Ass Dee is listed as the "Owner" of the Browns.
The owners of the Cleveland Browns chipping in $250,000 for the committee that's being used to help fund John James ads in the final days of the campaign.
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Or is this a gubernatorial race maybe?
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I would give up a 2nd round pick for Quenton Nelson. He's already pretty much a lock for the Hall of Fame (he's THAT good) and he's only 30 years-old. Get those laser eyes up, Andy.
The 49ers, Broncos, Browns, Eagles, Giants, and Ravens are among the teams to inquire about trading for Quenton Nelson. The Colts won’t be able to obtain a 2027 1st for Nelson, but a 2nd-round pick certainly seems feasible.
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I get at least 2-3 of these "gotcha" replies per day. Stop wasting your time. Just save this tweet and look at it every time you get the urge.
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Under the terms of their lease, the city of Cleveland is responsible for paying for repairs to city-owned Browns Stadium. $1.1 million is repairs are needed. Cleveland just refused to pay it. signalcleveland.org/clevelan…
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Peyton Watson is 2/13 (15.4%) on 3-pointers so far this season
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Roberto Shenanigans retweeted
Tonight’s Moon over the Terminal Tower in Cleveland, Ohio
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Emmanuel McNeil-Warren needs to play more than 30% of the defensive snaps, especially with Ronnie Hickman having a down year. Every time he's on the field he pops.
Browns snap counts from Browns 27, Titans 24
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Roberto Shenanigans retweeted
#Browns WR KC Concepcion: "I play this game with so much heart, so much effort. I'm finally glad that Browns fans and the Browns community was finally able to see what I can bring to this team."
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Roberto Shenanigans retweeted
Highest pass block win rate among rookie OL in Week 7 Francis Mauigoa 100% Spencer Fano 92.1% Max Iheanachor 88.2% Monroe Freeling 86.4% Kadyn Proctor 84.6%
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The Browns officially have 4 active QBs on the roster
We've activated QB Dillon Gabriel from injured reserve and waived TE Carsen Ryan 📰 » brow.nz/8rgw
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Happy 26th birthday to Parker Messick today
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After 7 games, here's where Deshaun Watson ranks amongst all qualifying QBs: - QBR: 27th - Passer Rating: 19th - Total EPA: 47th - Completion %: 18th - Passing Yards: 16th - Yards per Attempt: 17th - Touchdowns: 21st - Interceptions: 7th (tied) - Average Depth of Target: 29th
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Cam specifically asked if the interception was partially on Deshaun for staring down the receiver and Monken says No. I still think he's protecting his mentally fragile QB but Monken said what he said, and I have no choice but to take his word for it. The INT was on Boston.
Asked #Browns HC Todd Monken about the interception yesterday, and whether Deshaun Watson could have seen the Titans CB with inside leverage on Denzel Boston and gone somewhere else, amid some online dissonance about how that INT played out. "It's unfortunate because we got man coverage and the inside receiver got shut off. And we always have to crossface there. Now, was it difficult with the release that Denzel got?—and the corner made a nice play of getting inside of it—yes. But there'd have been nowhere else to go. Once we get man and we progress inside out, it's going to go to the outside slant." "You can't always say what the quarterback sees when he's sitting in the pocket. He may see the initial release and he's going to count on that receiver to break face and be in that spot. And I'm not saying that the corner didn't make a nice play, but we've got to fight to get to that spot before the corner does."
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I just signed up and subscribed to DAZN a couple days ago and paid $120 for the season. Now the Cavs are telling me to contact DAZN's customer service and cancel the subscription? This is a clown show. All of this should have been finalized before the season started.
Agreement has been announced this afternoon that #Cavs games will air on DirecTV moving forward. DirecTV customers who previously purchased DAZN may now be qualified for a refund by contacting DAZN customer support.
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Watson ranks 1st out of 38 QBs in EPA/play during the last 2 minutes of the game, but he's ranking 24th in EPA/play overall. These comebacks have been fun but this is not sustainable. Watson needs to learn how to score points during the first 58 minutes.
Deshaun Watson's EPA/play overall: -0.03 (24th out of 38 qualifiers) Deshaun Watson's EPA/play in the last 2 minutes of halves: +0.38 (1st out of 38 qualifiers) On his 5 game winning drives, he is 21-of-27 for 229 yards, 2 TDs and no interceptions with a +0.48 EPA/dropback Harold Fannin Jr. and Jerry Jeudy have had some massive plays for the Browns on their game winning drives as well
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I thought the exact same thing. I assumed the mushrooms kicked in early.
I thought Dylan Sampson just fumbled the ball...it was, in fact, just his shoe flying off 😂
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Roberto Shenanigans retweeted
The head fake & lean at the top has always been a trait I’ve loved about Fannin’s route running made the defender touch grass. Excellent route.
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