My wife asked me this morning, "Have you ever played an April Fools prank?"
I responded, "Funny you should ask." 25 years ago today, I attempted to prank my
BaseballHQ.com readers. It did not go well. On the website's home page, I posted the following Breaking News note:
"Brown lost for season; Dodgers acquire Olivares... Reports out of Los Angeles indicate the RHP Kevin Brown, currently nursing a strained Achilles Heel, will be lost for the 2001 season. "It's the best decision for me, and for the ballclub," said Brown. "It's only a naggy annoyance right now. But since I have a guaranteed contract and my team isn't going anywhere this year, I thought it best that I don't risk further injury that might put the rest of my career in jeopardy."
The Dodgers reacted quickly to the news, acquiring Omar Olivares from the Pittsburgh Pirates last night. "The loss of Kevin is clearly a big blow," said Dodgers' GM Kevin Malone. "But we're thrilled to be able to land a pitcher of the caliber of Omar to slot right back into the top of the rotation. Just think - we got someone who won more games in 1999 (15) than Kevin won last year (13). And all we had to give up was Gary Sheffield. It's a win-win for all of us."
The reaction was swift and immediate. I received over 50 e-mails in response to that note. Here were my two favorites:
"Shandler, you are such a nut! What a great April Fools joke!!! At first, I thought it was real and went to ESPN for further details. When I had no success, I started to think about. I re-read your column and knew you were pulling our legs."
About a third of the emails were like that. The other two-thirds, however...
"What kind of s--t are you putting on your site!!!! Is that article on Kevin Brown an April fools joke? NOT FUNNY. That was the most unprofessional move I've seen in a very long time. Your site will catch hell for this one. I've got Sandbox and CBS Sportsline fuming over this crap after I posted a warning about Brown, and then turned around, after I realized that Olivares wasn't even a pitcher, and retracted my warnings. Too late. It's spreading like wildfire that you can't be trusted to convey the news truthfully, and your sponsers will hear about this yellow-journalistic atrocity. We'll see when they get inundated with complaints about your site how far you'll go next time when you want to pull an immature little stunt like this again. F--- You."
So... no. I never did that again, though I've been tempted numerous times. It's way too much fun.