I’m pretty boring. Weaponized X-Men Autism. A love/hate relationship with VW

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Dok’s Axioms #1 - if you don’t think it can get worse/dumber, you simply lack sufficient imagination.
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Why are you dating a 9th grader? Aren’t you a governor? And married?
Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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It’s been a great 24 hours for toy hunting! Got my Lara Croft in, snagged some great ROSS stuff for me & @Aaron_Sparrow, and got a dope double discount on that Dusty & Sandstorm.
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Had some great luck toy hunting today! Grabbed one of these MMS & Hawk got me & another for @Aaron_Sparrow. This was a great day! Army building at its finest!
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At least he got the plural of Captain America right. Thank god someone finally gets it.
Thor’s reaction says it all! 😭
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Snagged this at 25% off. And because it was super complicated, I got another 25% off cause it wasn’t showing up with the first 25% off. So $31 is fair for it.
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This is 100% true. It’s also 100% true that the French, and the UK, and the Germans, and the Americans all lack the spine to do what is needed to make that rebirth happen.
J’ai entendu dire que la France était finie, qu’il était trop tard pour la sauver. Mais la France est toujours aussi belle, enviable même. Sa grandeur n’a pas disparu, elle ne demande qu’à renaître. Nous avons surmonté en un an un problème cent fois plus grave, sans avoir les moyens dont dispose la France. La France pourrait y arriver en une semaine.
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Found an open box Breaker and RAM Cycle at a used toy store for a reasonable price. And Target had a 25% coupon for 1 toy for circle members. So I pulled the trigger on the Avalanche Response legacy JOE.
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I’ve never seen this packaging for any McFarlane toy but it’s like the stripped down version of White Knight Batman. But hey, for $12, I’ll take it
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There are none of the accessories that the box version had.
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So is Elon’s flying car just for the demo or does the production version also fly? Cause I’d consider an electric if it could fly.
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If only there were something that could have predicted this….
Hundreds of child marriages revealed in Germany - with girls as young as 11 married to Iraqis, Syrians and Pakistanis trib.al/T6ycgHY
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I played with/against 1 dude that went to the NHL. This is when he was still in highschool. Dude made even the best players look like jabronis. Nobody else was even close. Granted, he was a 1st round pick but still. He made us look like we didn’t belong on the ice.
People don’t realize just HOW MUCH better professional athletes are than “normal” people.
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I’ve figured out why Charlize Theron is still single. She keeps trying to change the gender of everyone in her proximity.
Actress Charlize Theron STUNS as she shows off her new trans daughter who she adopted as a boy saying ‘she chose her own path’. Charlize says: ‘My daughter is 12 years old now. In Hollywood your children have the power to be whoever they want to be or even what you want them to be. It’s all magical’ she demented
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That whole #MITB show had every bad booking decision for every finish.
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Hey @Hasbro what’s up with this gun? Is it supposed to be hard as hell & bent? This was the uzi in the classified 218 snake eyes & stealth viper pack & I’ve never seen a U-shaped gun
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Bummer. But I knew they weren’t going to pull the trigger. No matter how much it would have made sense to do it. It’s like wrestling blue balls.
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And a S.A.W. Viper too.
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I’ve been really excited for this set for a bit now. This is gonna give Cobra total air superiority in my Joe vs Cobra battle!
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I was about to open this up but holy shit there’s a lot of accessories for these 2.
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Dok (Version 1.1) retweeted
Daina.
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