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This one for the ladies
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That’s actually insane
This is genuinely sending the fuck out of me
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Lend someone your earbuds and they bring them back looking like a used Q tip
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stopped sharing headphones when my friend brung my shit back with hella ear wax after class
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It’s literally 2026 and people still mad about trans and gay people like robot people not next up
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Like catch up with the times robophobia is clearly in
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Would ms frizzle be a republican or a democrat?
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The concept of finding out ms frizzle MAGA
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UNFLIP that septum at work we won
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Damn we diverse af everybody get a septum now
For the first time in US history, a gay man, a Black woman, a Muslim, Native American woman, Palestinian, and Latina have won their respective midterm elections.
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Stop wording laws like the declaration of independence and just form a correct and clear statement
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If I didn’t vote she would’ve lost lowkey my vote saved Georgia
Keisha Lance Bottoms has won the Georgia gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Rick Jackson. (via NBC) She becomes the first Black woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
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I love you Skreddah
hey Twitter
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Fortnite I voted if Keisha bottoms win you owe me the pirate token
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Being funny is my favorite trait I love making people laugh
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Union
Bro every time they release the LeBron holiday sprite commercial I can’t stop saying “want a sprite cranberry”
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Bro every time they release the LeBron holiday sprite commercial I can’t stop saying “want a sprite cranberry”
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I love vanilla fruit chews
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What type of beer push you down pulls your ass out and bust on your back wtf
That beer he drinking must be some pressure 😂
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Yea this still got me tickled ngl
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