i think the jews are using a machine to wirelessly transmit skidmarks into my underpants

amy acton should be allowed to do this to vivek ramaswamy in the middle of Columbus Ohio

Daily Object #916: Bundle of Sticks

lord farquaad if he had a crippling porn addiction:

sincerely, what was he was even attempting to do here? what did he actually think would happen when he tied ropes around his neck and then had four motorcycles pull the ropes? did he think he could stop the motorcycles through sheer force of izzat or something?

quite literally in awe of the AI generated song I just heard on an ad for a Ugandan down syndrome charity instagram decided I needed to be aware of for some reason

come on man you know that isn’t true

The level of retardation happening in Canada rn almost surpasses belief. Let me try and explain: Canada has race-based sentencing guidelines. Native criminals are supposed to get shorter sentences than white criminals because the courts are required to consider racism, colonialism, etc. But at the same time, people who kill or assault native women are supposed to get longer sentences than people who kill or assault white women. Because, again, racism, colonialism, etc, The problem? It’s mostly native men killing and assaulting native women. And liberal judges have been caught in the legislative middle, wobbling stupidly on this comically high tightrope from which a fall to either side is a snake-filled pit of inevitable racism accusations. If they start cracking down on the killers and abusers of native women, the native male prison population will explode (racist). If they don’t, they are making it effectively legal for native women to be killed and abused (also racist). It’s like shitlib zugzwang. And no one in this entire country seems to have an IQ high enough to figure out how to deal with this.

>pakistani >rapes a homeless woman on the street as she lay dying of an overdose >judge says he’s too retarded to stand trial or go to jail what are the odds he has a completely normal IQ for a pakistani

GERMANY: A transgender ex-police officer has been sentenced to 39 months in prison for raping a teenage girl in the women's bathroom of a restaurant. Maja Schmid was also found in possession of child abuse material featuring toddlers. reduxx.info/germany-transgen…

I care more about the tiger than the retard

he had his dick turned inside out and stuffed up into his ballsack cavity and is laying in a hospital bed talmbout being a “new born girl” lmaooooo my brother in Christ you are the Epsteinian equivalent of Frankenstein’s monster

>illness that is transmitted by eating shit >makes you have uncontrollable diarrhea >notable recent outbreaks include gay guys and indians ok

I think we need to establish some sort of boomer auschwitz because having to wait 10 years to see these people confined to a nursing home and beaten by their abusive african orderlies for shitting themselves is taking too long and simply isn’t enough for me anymore