I love a sauna tbh

Shane Gillis just used his "goodnights" segment to apologize for dropping the f-bomb live on SNL during an earlier sketch "My thanks to Rosalia, and, uh, sorry about earlier. Thank you guys very much. I had a good time."

omg Shane Gillis just accidentally dropped the f-bomb live on SNL. this was NOT planned, and Andrew Desmuke's stunned face says it all Shane: "He said he doesn't fuckin'-- geez! Oh no!"

oof...Shane Gillis's very awkward SNL opening monologue included him calling women whores for wearing shorts at the gym + an anecdote about using Joe Rogan's personal sauna, in which Theo Von said he "looked like a gas station egg" he ended the monologue by saying "you're either gay or you're Hitler, and isn't that where we're at as a country?" which kinda confused the audience, so he literally had to say, "hey, that was the monologue, ladies and gentlemen" here's the first joke: "I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen the shorts? The wrinkles go, like, around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look. You're not allowed to look."

helllll yes I loved this response from Matthew Lillard at today's "Scream" NYCC panel about how his and Skeet Ulrich's characters are gay icons Matthew: People approach us all the time like, "You are my queer awakening." And I just want to say that, for us, I think that it's super powerful that our relationship to these characters has nothing to do with being gay, but if it means something to a kid out there somewhere who's like, "Oh, I feel seen in this relationship," that it's important for us to hold that space for these queer icons. We were not doing queer on the day, but we're here for it 30 years later Skeet: [puts his arm around Matthew] We're doing it now!

Taylor Swift just surprised Dakota Johnson with a birthday cake during her SNL goodnights. Dakota turned 37 at midnight while hosting the episode in 52 years of SNL history, three celebs started hosting on their actual birthday: Rob Lowe, Calista Flockhart, and Peyton Manning, while another four hosted on their birthday after midnight: Ellen Burstyn, Chevy Chase, Ashton Kutcher, and now Dakota

here's how SNL covered the Cornell University sexual assault lawsuit during Weekend Update Michael Che: Obviously we don't want to make light of anything that happened, but it is a good time to talk about men holding other men accountable. And, look, we all have that one friend that ~seems~ like a nice guy, but they're definitely not... [camera cuts to Colin Jost] Che: It could be someone you're close to or someone you work with. Maybe you can't prove anything. You can just look at him and tell those weird, privileged Ivy League types always have some messed-up stuff going on [camera cuts to Colin again]

okay this SNL Weekend Update joke was so good but the audience gave it nothing lol

one thing about Ashley Padilla...she's gonna give every SNL skech 1,000%. such Kristen Wiig vibes with her new overzealous game show contestant character lol

omg Taylor Swift just made a surprise appearance during Dakota Johnson's SNL monologue Dakota: "My literal therapist!" Taylor: "I'm not your therapist. Actually, you just show up once a week at my house with an empty bottle of wine and ask if I want some."

Colin Jost almost choked on live TV while chugging a beer as Pete Hegseth during SNL's cold open

I went to Norway and Iceland and had suchhhhh a fun time

this tribute to Catherine O'Hara at the Emmys was soooo sweet wow. and the camera cuts to Martin Short and Steve Martin crying...I'm not okay. her on-screen children Macaulay Culkin, Annie Murphy, and Dan Levy spoke so highly of her Macaulay: "She was encouraging. She was warm. She was funny. But the word that I think of is 'momma.' She was my mom. She was our mom. And by extension, she was all of our mom. She may have forgotten me...twice! But we will always remember her."

Sally Field's tribute to the late Dolly Parton, her Steel Magnolias co-star, was so sweet. "If there are truly angels on earth, then we just lost one: Dolly Parton. She was genuine and humble, supportive, and blisteringly funny, with a bodied sense of humor that would send any rude guy looking for a place to hide. I couldn't see then what a real giant Dolly was, not just as an artist but as a human." #Emmys

Michael J. Fox was just awarded the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award, which has only been given out 7 times in Emmys history. here's his full speech "Initially, I kept my Parkinson's diagnosis a secret. I worried that it would affect my work and my relationship with audiences. Would they laugh if they knew I was sick? And then I was stunned by the support I got. The support from all of you. It was so uplifting. It made me feel like I could keep doing this and I hadn't lost what I do and they couldn't take this away from me. And it's because you stood up for me, and I really appreciate it."

wow Stephen Colbert's ~canceled~ late-night show just won the Emmy for Outstanding Variety Series. his tribute to his wife during his speech was so sweet "There can only be one favorite guest, and that is my wife Evie McGee. Thank you for being my only crew and my only guest during covid and my only audience...and the only audience I really care about. Yours is the laugh that I want for the rest of my life. I love you"

this year's Emmy Awards are.....very cringe. even the celebs in the audience can't hide their reactions "This year, some of our favorite shows aired their final episodes, and we all know that saying goodbye is hard, but you know what makes it easier? Singing it!" *breaks into musical number*

Matthew Rhys just made Emmys history, becoming the first man to win ~two~ Lead Actor categories in the same ceremony. he won for Widow's Bay (Comedy Series) and The Beast in Me (Limited Series) here's his reaction and full speech:

Taylor Swift just made a surprise appearance at the Emmys in a pre-taped sketch where she and Olivia Benson try to decipher clues to see if Taylor Swift will attend the ceremony at one point, Taylor looked at the camera to share a cryptic message: "I think what we're gonna be looking for is hiding in plain sight: saccharide, aries, from the vinyard, north or south." here's her full appearance:

LOL this whole bit from John Mulaney was so good. I need him to host the Emmys next year "Some of the men in this category do method acting, and some do regular, less annoying acting..." "I believe it was DJ Khaled who said 'real men don't go down on their wives,' but these nominees know that that is B.S. They know there's often less pressure on them if they do that first"