- So, we're standing there, and I, well... I start examining his body. Actually, I've never really done anything like this before. It's not really my thing. Although, on the other hand, there's nothing wrong with it. Anyone would say, "Nothing wrong with it." But, to be honest, I've never been into this kind of thing. Well, anyway... I got fixated on his backside. First on his backside, then on his legs. I remember thinking, "Wow, his butt! It's like a mountain of muscle! He's so muscular!" Then, I playfully slapped him on the shoulder, and damn, it hurt! It felt like I hit iron. He's definitely a monster...