This will be the most recent election of our lifetimes.

How many licks, Habsburg!? How many licks!?

Unlike Turkish Delight, you never hear about kids who grew up watching The Godfather being disappointed by Cannoli.

The informant you meet inside a shadowy parking garage at midnight for leads in your quest for The Fountain of Life: "Follow the tortoises."

Salem, 1693. Accused of witchcraft. Pardoned.

I'm seeing lots of kids carrying candy today—a sucker borne every minute.

"Getting married" has a nice ring to it (with a simpler ring for the fella).

🕰️ If a clock's hands spin backwards fast enough, it's right every second.

If I were a Russian oil refinery, I'd start wearing a hat, glasses, and a fake mustache. 🥸

Honestly, how extreme can Xtreme Butter Popcorn be if ordinary Butter Popcorn has the same price?

Should Pope Leo be voting in U.S. elections? I think he should—like St. Paul—avail himself of the rights his citizenship grants him to help advance the Kingdom of God. I believe he has a duty as a Catholic American citizen to vote well & gives good example to others by doing so.

The last time Leo XIV voted was to elect a pope. This time he's voting for East Joliet Sanitary District Trustee Board At-large. May he discern wisely.