Smart-mouth. Coquette(ish). Unserious. Sports Junkie. Trivia Champ. 2016 Game 7 World Series Attendee. Dislikes: Sausage & Karl Malone. Loves: Jason Bateman

Chicago - Lakeview - Wrigley
Solid life advice
If you ever find a pretty girl who keeps a score at a baseball game, marry her.
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My name is Jaylon Johnson and I voted illegally in the state of Illinois
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Cubs gotta ship Matt Shaw because there’s no guarantee he’ll be the same player after going through this.
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Shoutout to the ball knowers who understand why this is a bipartisan tweet. 🤝
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Some of these were fun…
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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Smiling in bed thinking “I needed that SO badly last night.” and it’s just me thinking about the Bears curb stomping the Seahawks.
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11/2/16: Joe Buck calls a Chicago win. 11/2/26: Joe Buck calls a Chicago win.
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The Bears just beat both teams from last year’s Super Bowl in back-to-back primetime games
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"i want you to put the word out there that we back up"
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Passing yards allowed by Seattle this year: Brock Purdy/Justin Herbert - 189 Marcus Mariota - 183 Drake Maye - 178 Pat Mahomes - 165 Bo Nix - 107 Jacoby Brissett - 95 yards Caleb Williams - 227 in the third quarter
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Also worth noting that Ben took Caleb’s foot off the gas calling the run for 2/3 of the 2nd half snaps since the Bears played most of it with a sizable lead. My God.
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Fewer than 2 years ago, my dad and I spent the night after Christmas in the freezing rain watching the Seahawks beat the Bears 6-3. It was the last home game and I’ve never felt more down as a Bears fan. I earned this feeling. We all have. BEAR DOWWWWNNNNN!
I have seen 2 of the 4 wins year… may as well see if I Dad and I can bring some luck…
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If Sam Roush doesn’t drop that damn pass at the end of the Vikings game, the Bears are knocking on 8-0. This team is built to win it all.
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Me pretending to be a Make a Wish kid so I can meet Jaylon Johnson
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Troy Aikman when Caleb Williams throws a TD tonight
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Yooooooo! WE ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!
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::Ben Johnson calls play:: Troy Aikman: “I don’t like that call.” ::Bears First Down:: Troy Aikman:
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Around the Horn is off the air. Stacey King died. Ernie and Chuck are leaving “Inside the NBA” after this season. Now Wilbon is taking an indefinite hiatus from PTI. Man it really is impossible to know you’re living in the golden age of something until it begins to go away.
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In 2020 I posted a thread of tweets recapping my POV of Game 7 when I worked with then CSN Chicago. Crazy it’s been 10 years! #FlyTheW
With @WatchMarquee airing Game 7 right now, here is a thread of some videos and pics from my night in Cleveland...
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Me dangling Tyson Bagent in front of the Ravens after losing Jackson/Huntley
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