Some of you out there have never made a cold call and it shows

Mr Beast. Matthew McConaughey. Marc Benioff. This is a documentary immortalizing the most epic mismatch of demographic focuses the world has ever seen. And the resulting ad campaign will definitely win every single advertising award. I know a lot of you will ask why I wasn’t involved. Unfortunately, I was disqualified because I’ve actually used Salesforce products.

Welp, I’ll be in my room.

Not even the least-human of my coworkers.

spicy collab w/ @therealcorpbro otw👀

It’s conference season. That means around cities like San Francisco, Boston, and Vegas you’ll see the coolest people rocking their badge and lanyard. When you see these people, dap em up. Say “nice lanyard, homie.” Then ask em where the afterparty at. #ConferenceSeason #Dreamforce

Stop wasting time with a thousand tools. Apollo’s AI Assistant does everything for you… Except give you a hug. @useapolloio

Product review of my 4 month old son

It ain’t easy raising a deal thirsty sales savage these days.

Looks like I’m gonna be working for a while.

Dog owners will understand. There’s a reason they’re called “man’s best friend” and not “man’s best coworker.”

President’s Club, Winner’s Circle, or just “Club.” It’s that time of the year where companies send their top performing sales reps on an all expenses paid vacation/bender. Only the top dogs make it to Prez Club.

When the company wins, he wins!

I’m gonna need more to make the next skit!

The most important Sales Training video ever made.

Sure would save a lot of time

Sometimes a lighthearted pep talk is all you need

Go ahead and call me Corp Cardone.

Sales Reps know.