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"Joey, you ever seen a basketball team fight on a plane?"
NEW: Flight that appears to be the Auburn men's basketball team heading to Houston diverted back to Auburn this afternoon. Air Traffic Control audio we've obtained shows a pilot in that airspace telling ATC "we have a bunch of basketball players fighting"
We've reached out to Auburn University and Auburn police for confirmation or comment
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I have never forgiven myself for losing a game of Clue to this guy
#Missing: Rayjay Strikeswithagun, 25, #SiksikaNation, #Gleichen.
Rayjay has a medical condition and there is concern for his wellbeing.
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What if we don't tell the NFL about daylight savings time ending and we can all enjoy kickoffs an hour earlier next year?
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AJ Hawk as Guy That Just Stared Directly Into Chernobyl Reactor 4
“I don’t think more equals more all the time.”
—Indiana HC Curt Cignetti on his approach to practice and taking care of his players 🧠
(via @PatMcAfeeShow)
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The Zeroth Tim retweeted
Chris Lindstrom Giveaway ‼️
Repost for a chance to win a signed @C_Lindstrom63 throwback helmet!
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Future home of The Falcon's Nest. All in accordance with The Plan.
Adolf Hitler’s historic “Eagle’s Nest” retreat in Bavaria, Germany, has been engulfed in flames.
German police have detained a suspect as authorities investigate possible arson.
No injuries have been reported, and the extent of the damage remains unclear.
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If you see someone failing to silence the x-rated audio coming from their phone, just know that it's probably Steve Buscemi struggling with the X app.
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Don't even think about it, @TuckerCarlson
Deer are all over New Jersey roads looking for sex, state officials warn
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Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
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Lakeeta’s lawyer questioned Tyreek hill about a time he got in an argument with her because she was walking around the house in lingerie & his dad was there
Lawyer:”You felt like she was being disrespectful?”
TH:”if your wife was barely wearing any clothes around your family where I’m from that’s disrespectful”
Lawyer:”my wife can wear whatever she wants in my house”
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Famed author of "Mi Lucha" finally getting recognition
🇵🇪#Peru - Hitler Mussolini Simeon gana la alcaldía de Queropalca,Peru.
🔴Hitler Mussolini Simeon — 34.5%
🔵Gaspar Benilde — 30.8%
🟡Itala Yovana — 28.2%
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