Leading Customer Success @Stripe, Go Cubs!

Bay Area, CA
Chicago's love of Ditka and the 85 Bears is eternal! It will always be January 26, 1986 in Chicago
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My daughter just asked if she could watch movies from the @united app on our Alaska flight. To these kids, any business with an app is a potential streaming network.
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Does OpenAI's new age prediction know that most teen boys are emotionally 5 year olds?
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Most incredible Bears game since this one:

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SpaceX’s Starlink inflight wifi on @united is a game changer for productivity on the plane.
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Great view tonight too
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Tim Smith 🇺🇸 retweeted
We have three cool announcements today: (1) @OpenAI is launching commerce in ChatGPT. Their new Instant Checkout is powered by @stripe. (2) We're releasing the Agentic Commerce Protocol, codeveloped by Stripe and OpenAI. (3) @stripe is launching an API for agentic payments, called Shared Payment Tokens. It's clear that internet purchasing modalities are going to change a lot, and we're excited to start to lay some of the foundations. Links below!
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I appreciate the NBA wants a more physical game, but the way they’ve allowed Jokic and Curry to be abused on the floor isn’t good for the game.
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✅ American Pope ☑️ American World Cup (soon 😂)
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The Chase Center can’t hold a candle to Oracle Arena when it comes to energy
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Grok 3 is delightful. Quick and sharp. It seems ideologically balanced too.
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Nothing captures the Christmas experience for parents like Matt Damon’s “Best Christmas Ever” SNL skit.
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Friday is so much better on Wednesday
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I was so productive with a 25 hour day on Sunday. If only we could slightly slow Earth’s slightly to make every day 25 hours.
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Tim Smith 🇺🇸 retweeted
The Oakland A’s were killed by greed. Do not allow the people responsible for this to spin it any other way. John Fisher did not have to move this team. Major League Baseball and its owners did not need to be complicit in it. This was a choice. A wrong one. History will sneer.
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Remember those kids you knew growing up who blamed all their sports woes on the referees and coaches?
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Is it just me or does iOS auto-correct get 5-10% worse each year? I thought our new AI overlords were supposed to be making this stuff amazing.
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Attending probably my last #oaklandAs game in Oakland today. These fans are true die hards. They don’t deserve what John Fisher has done and Rob Manfred have tolerated.
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I'm already tired of the little magic AI diamond symbols many of my most used online products are adding to their UI. So far the features are a mix of useless and detrimental to UX.
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