The year is 2046 and Ole Miss fans are still jackoffs.

Big Red of Western Kentucky pressing a Delaware WR after a touchdown is the most Tuesday night college football thing ever

Top off your gameday look 🎩 The first 7,500 fans on Saturday will receive a Bavarian Alpine Hat for Oktoberfest in Terpsville!

Dak better than Elway

Ole Miss running back Kewan Lacy dislocated his left shoulder against Texas and won't play against Auburn, per Pete Golding. on3.com/news/kewan-lacy-wont…

Here is the "Prison Mike" scene from The Office Japanese Dub.

Hang it in the louvre 🐖

Just watched a UCF tailgater earnestly ask a BYU fan “well, would you want to shotgun a soda?” 😭

I think it’s funny when these games are on tbs and tnt and after they finish there’ll be some random movie on all the tvs in sports bars. Like hell yeah let’s watch Fast 5 at the bar

Side bar. I just don’t find BIG 10 football enjoyable or fun to watch. Yes, USC played horrendously. Yes, they deserve to lose. But having every team try to shorten the game on you and getting seven or eight possessions is just not a fun product.

Just about ready for kickoff in Mississippi.

Ole Miss Team Total Under 24.5 might be the easiest bet of the college football season. Texas is playing for its season tomorrow. This defense is going to be flying all over the field in Austin, and I expect them to play like their lives depend on it. Trinidad Chambliss is the best QB in this class. The kid is an absolute magician, and I genuinely believe that. But even magicians need time to work, and Texas is going to be living in the Ole Miss backfield all afternoon. I don’t care how explosive this Ole Miss offense has looked. I don’t care how many points they’ve put up this season. Ole Miss has a 0% chance of getting to 25 points. Yes. Zero percent. Ole Miss TT Under 24.5. See you at the window.

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