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*CCs self on email* *is pikachu-surprised to immediately receive an email*
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I forgot it was burn baby burn season already.
Feeling baaa-mazing. ✨
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I love when I call a busy vendor with awful hold music, but the person who picks up is the person I needed to talk to (i.e., no hold!)
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It's the little things!
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Making a pineapple pie for Shabbat lunch tomorrow. Now I just have to remember it exists at lunch time.
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My windshield washer fluid stopped working. The back window was working fine. I freaked out then decided to be brave and see if I could YouTube a fix. And it worked! I put on a YouTube video about the problem, and my washer fluid pump magically started working again!
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UberTumbleweed retweeted
Never stops being true
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IT'S INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY
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Dammit, new office has no kettles and the microwaves aren't kosher to use (obviously, I did not expect or want a kosher one). But how am I supposed to get hot water for my daily noodles?!
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My first day hotdesking has me at a desk with two big monitors plus my laptop screen, from one medium monitor. SPACE. So much space!
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Having junk haulers clean mom's stuff out of the garage today. It feels like shit. Seeing mom's hoard go is a bit like seeing mom go.
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TFW your "16 nested IF statements" excel formula breaks

ALT Dying Hungry And Thirsty GIF

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UberTumbleweed retweeted
Girls don’t want boys, girls want the pumpkin shaped La creuset cast iron cocotte
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I have a S23 Ultra. My work phone is an iPhone 8. I keep losing the work phone in my pocket because it's so tiny!
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A thread of excellence.
my dad mailed me an envelope of dirt with no explanation and i am losing my mind over it
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This story is back and I LOVE IT.
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UberTumbleweed retweeted
No thanks I have plenty at home #ActuallyAutistic
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UberTumbleweed retweeted
basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it
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