Just an average Joe living in an Idiocracy.
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The @Sheetz at Locust Grove is blasting screaming memies music waaaay too loud for a Sunday morning.
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Went to Buc-cee’s over the mountain for the first time today. Sorry, but I’ll take a @sheetz over the beaver any day. I just want to get gas, pee and get a Coke Zero and maybe a hot dog. I don’t want to wait in a carnival to do that.
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Why does every telecommunications company make it impossible to cancel? I'm trying to disconnect my Mom's @Verizon TV and phone, but keep the InterWebs, and it won't let me hit "Place Order" after everything. My God, the Amish have it right.
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Just hit @sheetz Freak level for the upteenth year in a row. I’m surprised it took me so long in 2026.
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You know we’re living in strange times when you get a compliment from a scary looking biker for asking anybody if they left behind their phone under a discarded newspaper at @sheetz.
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Can we see a similar shot of your staff, @jimmyfailla @FNSaturdayNight
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Sussudio is awesome. @BrandonDonkey2
Peter Gabriel released his fifth studio album “So” on this day in 1986. It would become his best-selling solo release.
Are you a fan of this album?
What are your favourite tracks?
#PeterGabriel
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The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee @BrandonDonkey2 @JVMonte2
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. @BrandonDoney2 @JVMonte2
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
@BrandonDonkey2 @JVMonte2
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NO NAME GIVEN (formerly Not Sure) retweeted
Big plans tonight. Gonna drink 8 Narragansett’s and listen to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald about a dozen times while standing on the coffee table and saluting.
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Why isn't LaTisha and Jay'Quan not on the list? This is racist.
Here are the official storm names for the 2026 Atlantic Hurricane Season and how to pronounce them.
Because we were all really losing sleep over how to say Dolly, Sally, and Kyle.
Those were tough ones.
Not anymore.
#HurricanePrep #SCPrepared #emergencypreps #Hurricaneprepmonth
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Why is the FrAGGOT @EdKrassen ruining my favorite golf event of the year?
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It’ll be so wonderful having retards like this outvote my county 100 miles away. @NoVA_Campaigns
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At first I was like, what does this have to do with @Sheetz?! That's how ingrained y'all are in my brain.
We built Sheet0 for people who think deeply.
For those who believe their time is worth more than copy-paste.
Let the agent do the data work.
You do the thinking, the connecting, the storytelling.
That’s where the real value lives.
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My @TMobile service was so bad, I canceled it earlier last summer. Just got a call from a bill collector right before 9 a.m. about it. Said I am never paying. Luckily, I have a screenshot trail!
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Is it sad that music from CDs on my 20-year-old iPod sounds so much better than the same album on @AppleMusic?
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I can see why @Verizon and other Cable TV companies are dying. All I want to do is set my 90-year-old mother up with services at her new residence, and it's been one cluster after another. If this isn't revolved in 15 minutes, she's going to get @YouTubeTV.
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