I discovered the most amazing plant growing wild in my garden: the balloon vine, cardiospermum halicacabum.
All parts of the plant are edible and it has no known negative side effects or drug interactions. Here are some of the medical benefits of the balloon vine:
1) Anti-oxidant - fights cancer, arteriosclerosis and rheumatism and has nitric oxide and superoxide scavenging ability and ferrous oxide chelating ability. Can this remove nanobots?!
2) Anti-viral - strong inhibitory activity on HIV reverse transcriptase. This can reverse HIV and HBV, can it also reverse VAIDS?!
3) Anti-ulcer - reduces gastric mucosal damage.
4) Anti-diabetic - strong inhibitory effect on glucose uptake
5) Anti-Convulsant - treats epilepsy, has anticonvulsant properties while causing minimal motor damage.
6) Anti-Pyretic - reduces fevers faster than aspirin with no known adverse effects.
7) Anxiolytic - anti-anxiety properties; drink a cup of tea and feel better.
8) Anti-Cancer - seeds are used to treat breast cancer and skin cancer
9) Anti-bacterial - most effective against staph, e.coli and a.hydrophila (a fish pathogen), and effective against drug-resistant bacteria.
10) Anti-arthritic - significant reduction of inflammation and arthritic symptoms.l and improves body weight.
11) Anti-fungal - treats foot/hair/nail fungus
12) Anti-parasitic - kills parasites and larvae in 48-72 hours (12-24 hours faster than ivermectin)
13) Anti-Filarial - treats mosquito born worm infections
14) Anti-Inflammatory - reduces inflammation caused by infectious microbes, viruses, fungi or other parasites.
15) Anti-Diarrheal - lowers defecation rate and weight of moist feces
16) Fertility - Significantly Increases sperm count and motility and serum testosterone in males; reduces the risk of miscarriage in females. Drink a tea every day for 30 days and restore your testosterone levels! This could change the face of our society and re-establish our birth rate.
17) Adulticidal - insect repellent! Soak the leaves in witch hazel or alcohol and spray on to deter all mosquitoes.
18) Anti-malarial - traditionally used to cure malaria.
19) Anti-sickling - stems and leaves are used to treat the common cold, flu, and various other maladies.
20) Hair regrowth - make a serum from sesame oil and balloon vine leaves and apply to hair 30 mins before washing
21) Earaches - make a tincture from leaves and distilled water and drop into ears to relieve infection and pain.
22) Heal itchy skin with tea made from leaves
23) Make soap/laundry detergent - balloon vine is in the soapberry family and lathers up with rubbed together in water. Can be used for dandruff shampoo or excema body wash.
This one plant can cure so many of the ailments currently plaguing our society, from jab injuries to fertility problems. Anyone want to go into business with me to save the world with a literal gift from God?!