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[BREAKING NEWS] The Bargaining Council rules that the dismissal of Social Development spokesperson Lumka Oliphant was procedurally unfair. She’s expected to return to work in November. #Newzroom405
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President Cyril Ramaphosa says Section 16(1)(a) of the Constitution of the Republic of South Africa—which guarantees freedom of expression via the press & other media, is actually unconstitutional, unlawful & invalid. It’s unclear if he will now push for the amendment of the Constitution using the GNU’s majority in parliament (the rogue ANC, DA, IFP, PA, GOOD, PAC, FF+, UDM, ALJAMA, & RISE collectively hold an unassailable 287 of 400 seats in the National Assembly. An easy 71.8% absolute majority). They have us on the ropes right now—with our delinquent Constitutional Court also cheering them on lately 🄺🄹
Ramaphosa mulls social media restrictions at press freedom event brnw.ch/21x6xjj
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#PoliceTrainees [SAPS RECRUITMENT] The South African Police Service (SAPS) is recruiting 5,500 entry-level Police Trainees for the 2026/2027 financial year. If you are passionate about serving and protecting your country, this is your opportunity to pursue a career in policing and contribute to the fight against crime. Minimum requirements: • South African citizen
• Aged 18–35 years
• Grade 12 or equivalent qualification
• Physically, medically and mentally fit
• No previous criminal convictions or pending criminal cases
• Proficient in English and at least one other official language Closing date: 13 NOVEMBER 2026 How to apply: Visit the official SAPS e-Recruitment portal via saps.gov.za and search for vacancy reference TRA26/27. !Applicants are limited to one application only! 
No fees are payable to anyone. SAPS recruitment is free of charge. Beware of scammers. #SAPSRecruitment
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BREAKING NEWS | A lot has been shifting quietly over the past few weeks. But now I get to share it with you. I’ve recently been appointed Investigations Editor at @eNCA. As you know, the bulk of my twenty-year career has been spent here as a field reporter. Now, I have the privilege of leading a team that includes trusted and experienced journalists like @pule_jones and @Nabeelah_Shaikh. Our newly launched unit - which covers both digital and TV platforms - will go beyond the breaking news and delve deeper into the issues that matter across South Africa. We look forward to partnering with you, the law-abiding citizens of our beautiful country. More details to follow soon… #DStv403
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VISUALS | Five Limpopo police officers accused of corruption and defeating the ends of justice are appearing at the Polokwane magistrate’s court. The officers, stationed at the Polokwane International Airport, allegedly contravened the Immigration Act by helping undocumented immigrants evade arrest. For more visit sabcnews.com Credit: Vutivi Maluleke
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[BREAKING] Shadrack Sibiya has been denied bail and will remain in custody. The court agreed with the state that Sibiya poses a threat to witnesses. Tune in to #eNCA on #DStv403 for the latest updates.
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The number of Mpox infections in South Africa is rising, with four new cases of the disease reported, bringing the total confirmed cases to 26. ewn.co.za/2026/10/19/mpox-ca…
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WeAreHiring! šŸ“¢ Be sure to check out the Department of Employment and Labour website for the latest job openings šŸ‘‰ labour.gov.za/vacancies/Page… #Yazini #ServicedeliveryZA #GovZAUpdates #WorkingForYou # #GoldenJubilee
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Isn’t Comrade Nosiviwe critically ill & stuff? Hence her no-show at her corruption trial misunderstanding?🤨
#TRC Frm gov ministers (Geraldine Fraser-Moleketi, Bridget Mabandla & Nosiviwe Mapisa-Nqakula) & current Human Settlements Minister Thembi Simelane (activist Nokuthula Simelane's sister) attend the TRC Cases Inquiry in JHB. Frm President Thabo Mbeki is testing today. #eNCA
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Smirking & grinning from ear to ear, President Cyril Ramaphosa says the ~R10.53/litre we pay over to ANC+DA-led government—through a general fuel levy, RAF levy, Carbon Fuel Levy, Customs & Excise, & VAT for each R30.25/litre of 95 octane petrol, is driven by ā€œglobal factorsā€.
WATCH | President Cyril Ramaphosa says fuel price increases are driven by global factors, adding that government is giving serious consideration to measures aimed at easing the burden on consumers.
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c.org/TFjxnPLcRr Please sign the petition so we can stop this illegal invasion…
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He ticks so many GNU boxes: • A foreigner &, by default, a refugee & an asylum seeker āœ… • Possess a scarce skill of knowing how to print money. Literallyāœ… • Hardworking (R1.6 million is a lot of cold hard currency printing)āœ… Leon Schreiber must second him to the SA Reserve Bank’s subsidiary, the South African Bank Note Company asap. As a Deputy Managing Director🤨
35-year-old Ugandan National Appears in Durban Court After Allegedly Being Found With R1.6 Million in Counterfeit R200 Notes in Umhlanga A 35-year-old Ugandan national, identified as Mulema, appeared briefly in the Durban Magistrates’ Court on Monday after allegedly being found in possession of counterfeit R200 notes worth R1.6 million in Umhlanga, KwaZulu-Natal. He faces a charge of possessing counterfeit money following his arrest. According to a source cited by IOL, police received a tip-off that Mulema was acting suspiciously at a block of flats in Umhlanga, where he was allegedly seen entering and leaving the building with several men. Police were reportedly told he could be involved in drug dealing or operating a brothel, but these allegations were not confirmed. When officers questioned Mulema, he allegedly identified himself as a cleaner. A subsequent search of his flat reportedly uncovered a safe that could not initially be opened because police did not have the key. After gaining access to the safe, officers allegedly discovered the counterfeit banknotes. The state also alleges that he did not have a valid passport and had previously supplied false immigration information. Mulema is expected to have a bail hearing on October 29. The state alleges that he contravened the South African Reserve Bank Act 90 of 1989, read with the Prevention of Counterfeiting Currency Act 16 of 1965 and section 250 of the Criminal Procedure Act 51 of 1977. He remains accused of the offences, and the allegations have yet to be tested in court.
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Replying to @eNCA @VusiSambo
Comrades ate chlorine money
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Replying to @VusiSambo
Dream on Mcunu will never be the police minister again
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RT @silverfoxWOE: Excellent, nothing quite like a team to solve things Hope they remember to press SEND on the report Meanwhile here is the…
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Former teacher & now self-made water & sanitation expert, Comrade Pemmy ā€œJou ma se dingesā€ Majodina says she is putting together something she calls ā€œa response teamā€ for the gastrointestinal outbreak there by that Tshwane dorpie called Bronkhorstspruit. The reactionary, badass response team will, amongst others, investigate why folk that side opt for the very lethal tap water instead of bottled still water from Woolies.
[WATCH]Ā Water and Sanitation Minister Pemmy Majodina says the government has established a response team following an increase in gastrointestinal illness cases in Bronkhorstspruit and surrounding areas.Ā Majodina says the team has been in place since 13 October, while a delegation led by Deputy Minister David Mahlobo was deployed to assess the Bronkhorstspruit water works. #Newzroom405
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He gave them a deadline of 30 June to leave and they defied him, than he gave them a 2nd chance for 30 Sep and they still defied him. Ba re tlwaela masepa these people.
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Former armed robber, gangster, convict & revered golf enthusiast, Gayton McKenzie says he shelled out R82.17 million of taxpayers money for the contractual rights to host the LIV Golf South Africa tournament, which was held at Steyn City, Johannesburg, from 19 to 22 March 2026. Asked what taxpayers got in return for their investment, the in-form Gayton snapped back: ā€œBenefits to rural communities arise from the economic activity generated by the event rather than from the licence fee. [But] the department does not have records of such benefits, as all appointments related to the event’s delivery were made by LIV Golfā€¦ā€ Widely considered to be President Ramaphosa’s best-performing Minister, Gayton further added that his middle fingers at us aren’t coming down anytime soon. Or ever🄹
Minister of Sport, Arts and Culture, Gayton McKenzie, revealed that they paid a R82,166,500 licence fee to LIV Golf Events to host one tournament in South Africa. newsday.co.za/south-africa/2…
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And our asylum seekers sponsor, the anti-South Africans GNU will probably join them as a Friend of the Court😤
Foreigners are taking OUR TRADITIONAL kings to court because we refuse to allow the in our LAND HOW IS THIS NORMAL?
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Foreigners are taking OUR TRADITIONAL kings to court because we refuse to allow the in our LAND HOW IS THIS NORMAL?
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