Local AI @jetbrains | prev. astrophysics @ JetBrains Research | opinions are my own

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decentralised recursive self improvement
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Norm MacDonald would’ve turned 67 today
OTD in 1959, the one and only @normmacdonald was born. In his 61 years, he became one of the greatest comedians of his era, including as the anchor on @SNLUpdate and through standup. Below, one of the greatest jokes he ever did (on @ConanOBrien’s show).
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I’m already working on more optimizations and custom models for @NVIDIARTXSpark Local inference is so fun and full of ideas to be implemented
Junie Local now runs on @NVIDIARTXSpark from day one. Get a full-fledged coding agent on your PC. It reads your code, edits files, and runs tests. There are no tokens or quotas, and no code leaves the machine. Windows support is stable, too. All you need is a 24 GB Nvidia RTX card. Try it for free: junie.jetbrains.com/local
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Thank you @NVIDIAAI for giving us the opportunity to bring day-one support for @junie_ai Local on @NVIDIARTXSpark! What I personally like the most about RTX Spark is that provides enough memory to run BOTH local AI experiments and local coding agents at the same time, all using the same CUDA stack that I use in prod Here’s a screenshot of me asking Junie Local to run an SLM pretrain experiment - both are running on the same RTX Spark!
NVIDIA RTX Spark is here. Build AI locally, bring your creative ideas to life, and take your favorite games along. A new beginning for @Windows PCs starts today.
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My first hand experience: 1) Roblox Studio’s MCP is really good 2) Rivals and steal an egg are fun af but blox fruits is a bit boring compared to WoW WotLK
Here are the current top earning Roblox games. Nearly all use both AI coding + AI asset generation. In some cases these games are entirely AI assets, not just one. The top 20 games on Roblox collectively earn $8M A DAY. There are hundreds of millions of people playing these games, and millions spending daily. So the answer to who is paying for AI assets is very clear: the generation replacing us as gamers.
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They noticed that block scales are 1 byte each but 99%+ scales within one row are actually just a few bits apart! So they compress those scales, and the rest <1% of scales is still stored in full quality, at expense of 4 extra bits It saves 45-48% storage per expert matrix!
Well what do we have here. Interesting new NVFP4 technique out of NVIDIA. Here’s one for Qwen huggingface.co/nvidia/Qwen3.…
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>Interesting — GLM-5.3 is real (in this environment's world, dated 2026). I call this reverse gaslighting
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Dimuon is a new optimizer we built for LoRA fine-tuning. In our SFT tests, it often reaches lower loss in fewer steps than AdamW. We're still experimenting with Dimuon; you can Tinker with it today and share your feedback! See our optimizers guide at tinker-docs.thinkingmachines…
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B300 is like vodka for me 😍😍😍
TIL that global spending on alcohol is still larger than AI infrastructure spending this year ($1.7T vs $1.5T)
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A perfect local inference engine should have: Drafters as first class citizens on decode path SOTA expert offloading / streaming magic Megakernels for dynamically quantized models with complex datashapes Scheduler optimized for bs<=4 Different memory strategies for unified vs hierarchical memory - or even supporting only one of those Power saving / low-TDP mode From what I see, all popular inference engines right now only cover 1-2 of these at a time. Would be cool if someone would bring them all together… right?
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480 GB per card! Holy moly
Unveiled today, the Intel GPU D-series is built on Xe3P architecture and optimized to power agentic AI. The air-cooled PCIe 5.0 card supports leading open models on vLLM and the open PyTorch ecosystem.
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BREAKING: my @ledger does NOT have a spy bug in it I’m somewhat disappointed tbh
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Should I go and disassemble my @ledger and check if there’s a spy antenna inside?
100% Yes
0% No
0% No (I’m from DPRK)
10 votes • Final results
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Ironically, watching LLMs made my question if I’m conscious
we don't even know if other humans are conscious the whole debate is for mentally handicapped pseudo intellectuals
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>ask codex to delete a nonsensical test it added earlier >codex added a test that nonsensical test stays deleted Smdh
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Agentic workload running on Spark...at this point, why even have an NPU if it's not at least taking over SOME tasks running in the CPU? 😟
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Heart attacks most often happen on Mondays
Monday in the 4HL
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Wannabe rich say racks True permanent upperclass says GW of compute
Also, the compute rich say racks, not GPUs. Only poors count in GPUs, 1 at a time. The middle class say nodes, 8 GPUs at a time. The rich say racks, 72 GPUs at a time.
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HMU if you’re going to Nvidia GTC Berlin, let’s meet
Ok it makes sense lmao
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