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My moat? I take simple ideas to autistic levels of rigor and weaponize boredom against any soon to be copycats
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What open-source OS should I run on my Pixel? Is there anything that's actually decent and well-rounded?
Really don't like a lot of what I see coming down the Android pipeline and would like to try something I could contribute to
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gonna start calling it my "telephone"
"could you hand me my telephone?"
"crap, my telephone is at 4%"
"do you have an extra telephone charger?"
the extra syllables are of beautifully annoying precision
we used to get phone calls on the house telephone
there were rules
there was an edicit
if you called during dinner time and your friends parents answered you were fucked
mainly because your friends parents were sensible, but also why tf are you calling at dinner time?
now I get push notifications to the shitty pager thing I hate in my pocket, the thing that's plugged in on the end table next to my bed
this is not acceleration, this is retardation
sf really needs some help with their branding and mission docs
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we used to get phone calls on the house telephone
there were rules
there was an edicit
if you called during dinner time and your friends parents answered you were fucked
mainly because your friends parents were sensible, but also why tf are you calling at dinner time?
now I get push notifications to the shitty pager thing I hate in my pocket, the thing that's plugged in on the end table next to my bed
this is not acceleration, this is retardation
sf really needs some help with their branding and mission docs
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IN MY DEFENSE!!! 32.5% of me is supposedly the direct descendant of Thorir Hund (Þórir hundr) who overthrew greater Norway during their greatest conquering era (googled it once have no idea really)
in 3 hours of fluffing a side-side-clanker I've traced both of my parental lineages back to the 1750s
its insanely badass, and insanely terrifying
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in 3 hours of fluffing a side-side-clanker I've traced both of my parental lineages back to the 1750s
its insanely badass, and insanely terrifying
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