SATIRE/COMMENTARY I eat bugs for protein馃悰馃拃 Mentally weak, emotionally delicate, spiritually exhausted, totally insane. Weak Bitch Jenni is my tribal name.
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I formally disavow Carnegie dressing as Jenni for Halloween. As an autistic person, my nervous system has filed an official complaint. There are thousands of costumes: ghosts, vampires, zombies, even a sexy traffic cone and THIS is what Carnegie chose? Please leave me alone!
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I officially disavow Carnegie dressing up as Jenni for Halloween. It's not nice, it's triggering to me as an autistic person, and honestly it's painfully uncreative. Why dress up as a monster who's already a monster 365 days a year? At least put some effort into the costume. 馃巸
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It has come to my attention that @accountofjenni has been taking my good name into various spaces and spreading the absolutely preposterous allegation that I am impersonating her. Let the record reflect that I am a Native American woman, while Jenny is, in fact, white.
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The facts are the facts. Jenny, you claim to have hired people to document everything. May I suggest reallocating some of that budget toward a psychiatrist? And finally, leave my husband Mike and our son Abe alone. We want absolutely nothing to do with you.
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My marriage is held together by resentment, orthopedic wrist support and the faint hope that one day I'll win a Nobel Prize in absolutely f nothing.
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What exactly do I contribute to the world with my art? Absolutely nothing. Mike and I don't have sex anymore, so the man is stuck entertaining himself. I've basically turned my marriage into a one-handed operation.
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I unalived a sea horse just to put it inside a stupid box. I also ate all of its family so they wouldn't suffer from his loss.
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I'm being attacked, cyberbullied and stalked every day by @AccountOfJenni. This person is so obsessed and disturbed they apparently think they're me too. At this point I don't even know what's going on. Just be aware.
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Jenni really thought bullying+platform manipulation would get people permanently suspended. Like @Safety is her personal hit squad.
Please report ALL her cyber bullying accounts and tell her to leave my husband Mike alone:
@J3nn1G00d
@JukeboxJenni
@AccountOfJenni
@DigitalTwinnin
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I'm still out here eating bugs. I started adding a little sand to them because it helps my digestive system. Mike still wants a divorce, so I'm going to try seducing him tonight and hope we can finally move past my affair with @SuperNintendos5. Wish me luck. 馃槶
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My husband Mike doesn't care what people say on the internet because he thinks it's all completely stupid. I mean, anyone with two functioning brain cells already knows I'm insane. At this point, the washing-machine repairman and the felon are using me to have a friend. 馃槶馃槶馃槶
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I block everyone, proudly announce it, then spend the entire day lurking in the basement of their spaces, taking notes on everything they say about me so I can run back to the felon's space and file my daily complaint.
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I always knew I was different. Why should I be the Jenni you want me to be when I can be the Jenni I choose to be?
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I always suspected my husband was only staying with me because of our son, Abe. We haven't been intimate in years, and honestly, I've finally realized what I have with @SuperNintendos5 is the real deal. Anything feels more passionate than my marriage #divorce
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I cheated on my husband Mike with @SuperNintendos5, he wants a divorce. I want more than anything for us to work on our marriage through marriage counseling. We have been together for years. What should I do?
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Do you think @SuperNintendos5 loves me, Timmy?
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