Zack Bornstein@ZackBornstein

Emmy-losing Writer/Director/Comedian (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, #StrangePlanet, @HBO, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, @NewYorker)

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Joined June 2009
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until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this
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my butthole 16 hours after i accidentally swallowed a menthol cough drop whole
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I hate straight Halloween, what do you mean you’re something I understand by looking at you without an explanation
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i coulda told you that if your slow ass could catch up to me
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Me at the bar trying to get the bartender’s attention without looking too eager
brandon*
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Me in my terrarium when I see owner bringing a handful of leftover lettuce
brandon*
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went with a completely different emmy look this year, not even sure if ppl will recognize me
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Shorts, hope that helps
Gunner “Goyslop” Rivers@gunnersburner17
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wtf type of tan even is this
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as someone whose lower back is hurting, i gotta say this is way worse than when your lower back isn’t hurting
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why does every photo of me look like a guy who was just rescued from a coal mining accident
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BREAKING: Coyote V. Acme good
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Zack Bornstein retweeted
Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkel
Aug 20
I was doing a bit at work where I was pretending that I thought Cupid wore jeans, and @ZackBornstein very successfully drew it for me.
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58 and counting today 🎂
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these photos are of her literally putting in effort
Aditi Verma
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Elle Fanning proving that effortless beauty always wins.
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Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran
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i know it hasn’t worked before but maybe this $60 purchase will be the thing to fill the unfillable hole in my soul
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Literally every time this happens, it’s bc 2 years earlier Trump repealed something called the “No Dumping Diarrhea in our Crop Water Act”
NewsWire
@NewsWire_US
Jul 13
Diarrhea Outbreak Surges Past 3,000 Cases in Michigan and Ohio
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How movies shoot scenes in Mexico
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not to get political, but America is real pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and i think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
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Proposing to my gf with the Kevin Spacey limited-edition collectible ring
Kevin Spacey
@KevinSpacey
Jul 1
To celebrate America's 250th birthday, I created a limited-edition collectible ring engraved with Per Ardua Ad Astra—"Through adversity, to the stars."  Each collector's box is personally hand-signed by me at kevinspacey.store Very limited quantities available for 3 weeks only. Once it's gone, it's gone. - KS
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They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm
NewsWire
@NewsWire_US
Jun 30
TRUMP DISCLOSES MORE THAN $1.2 BILLION IN CRYPTO EARNINGS
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